TMGs vs Littlehampton 25th September 2022 by Double Dee
Car tzaring… Dom’s broken bail… Our replacements in the pub?… Robur Putin… A scoreboard and a fence… The scoreboard and a fence sometime later… Littlehampton scorebook – innings 1 TMGs […]
The Mighty Greys vs Cutters Choice 11th September, 2022 by Dan Diamond H
Preamble: “I say, Charles, don’t you ever crave To appear on the front of the Daily Mail Dressed in your Mother’s bridal veil?” And so I checked all the registered […]
TMGs vs Mayfield on 4th September 2022 by Robbie Hoare
Schadenfreude – noun – pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune It’s always funny when it happens to someone else… “What do any of these have to do with […]
TMGs vs Forge Wood 28th August 2022 by Dom Bumbo Ashton
“Go shorty, it’s ya birthday, We gon’ party like it’s ya birthday” Not my words, but the words of swollen rapper and cultural icon, one Mr 50 ‘fiddy’ Cent. And […]
TMGs vs Steyning Rebels on 14th August 2022 by Clunky Cheekbones.
Conditions: Very dry ground, overcast and muggy day in the woods Location: Cricket Ground Stage at One Love festival Set List Steyning Rebels Innings 1st Wicket – opener gloved behind […]
TMGs Vs Southwick Wanderers on 7th August 2022 by Benny Newland
Date: Sunday 7/8/22, 1.30pm start Weather: Hot, sunny with a nice breeze Game conditions: 35 overs a side, a new ball for each innings, max 7 overs per bowler Wicket: […]
TMGs vs Horley 31st July 2022 by Bumbo Ashtonberry
The Copthorne pitch was slow and spicy – definitely a track that required batting in a helmet. The slowness maybe favoured the batters who play square of the wicket and […]
TMGs vs Findon 24 July 2022 by Diamante Dan
House of Greys TMG, PSM & DFWTMG Committee Concussion in Sport Findon Report of 24/07/2022 Report, together with informal minutes relating to the Report Ordered by Chairman Shadow To be […]
TMGs vs Streat and Westmeston 17th July 2022 by Roborbob Meek
Warnings of extreme temperatures had been exaggerated as the Mighty Greys travelled to the foot of the Downs to play long-time opponents Streat and Westmeston. The ground looked a picture […]
TMGs vs Chipstead 3rd July by Roborbob Meek
TREASURE ISLAND click here for the pdf book version of this story! A short story by Robert Louis Meek n’ son LOCKDOWN EDITION 2019 Why did the pirates have to […]
TMGs vs Southwater 26th June 2022 by Double D
“These are men of integrity and skill” not if you had seen us last week i thought but managed to enjoy the accolade bestowed upon the Greys by Jane in […]
TMGs vs BH Crescent 19th June by Terry Burgess
Hey – how’s it going? Having suffered three defeats in a weekend, the surviving touring Greysmen were joined by the Greys Home Guard for the annual post-tour game against Brighton […]
TMGs vs Luppitt 12th June 2022 by Adam D
Having leapt out of bed like salmon to the smell of a fine breakfast, The Mighty Greys trundled through the majestic Devon countryside to their final match of the ’22 […]
TMGs vs Goldstone Caners May 29th 2022 by EO Sewell
The Truth is out There … …. We open the secret files and uncover the shocking evidence, photographs and first-hand witness statements in relation to the now largely, legendary almost […]
TMGs vs Hartfield 22nd May 2022 by Terry Burgess
Hartfield and the North It wouldn’t be right to say that James Joyce had a single writing style. Each chapter of Ulysses, for example, deliberately uses a different prose style […]
TMGs vs Twineham 8th May 2022 by Hat Rick
Bereft of anything whatsoever conceivably recognisable as inspiration, I am left literarily in the bitter cold of the dark outside. Stark naked and shrivelling both inside and out, exiled in […]
TMGs vs Angmering 1st May 2022 by Jerry Brasher
Nets: what’s the fucking point……………off to the picturesque Angmering for game three of the season and the first game for your humble scribe. The journey West was eventful (and I […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding by Ben Newland 24th April 2022
The Record Breaking Upper Beeding Match Report [Intro Music] Record Breaker!If you’re the tallest, the smallest, if you beat them all,If you’re the fattest, the thinnest, if you always win,If […]
TMGs vs Horley 17th April 2022 by Terry Burgess
Easter Sunday and The Mighty Greys marked the start of the new season in the now traditional way with Biff standing by a white picket fence handing out pairs of […]
TMGs AGM 2021 – 12th November, 2021 at Alex’s house
1. Present and apologies Present: Robor, Alex, Terry, Biffo, Hatrick, Duncan, Jerry, Dan H, QB, EO, Dan Cope, Dom, Rob H, Chiefy, Dave Day, Del (16 – a new record?) […]
The Pinstickers Guide from the Flat Capster Napster, Ian Sewell November 2021
They’re Going Down! All the runners, riders and form from this year’s PSM Match Reportage. Don’t sit there dumbly when the voting begins! Here are all the memory-joggers and top-tips […]
The Mighty Greys AGM, 12th November 2021
It’s that time again for us to officially announce the AGM for 2021! after some to-ing and fro-ing (apologies, that was all my fault), we can now confirm that the […]
TMGs vs Angmering 19th September 2021 by Jerry Brasher
THE LONG LOST LAST MATCH REPORT…………. Found in a dark , dank ,smelly cave like area next to the social area of the ancient people’s TMG’erectus HQium some ancient scrolls […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 12th September 2021 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s v Cutters Choice 12th September 2021. Greys lose by 31 runs (citation needed) Today let’s take a look at fun facts about the number 31! As you will see […]
TMGs vs Mayfield 5th September 2021 by Junior and Senior Hoares
TMG v Mayfield Sunday 5th September. Lovely place Mayfield, very picturesque, with a pavilion that wouldn’t look out of place on an alpine ski slope. Wood panelled changing room for […]
TMGs vs Headliners 29th August 2021 by Robbie Hoare
The Headliners @ Colemans Hatch – Sunday 29th August 2021. Things that I can remember about Sunday The captain posting on WhatsApp that he wasn’t fit and we were, therefore, […]
TMGs vs Staplefield 22nd August 2021 by the young Hoare
On the 22nd August 2021, nine of the Mighty Greys and a singular mighty not yet grey turned up at the luscious fields of Staplefield. On arrival, Diamond Dan’s disappointment […]
TMGs vs Rustington 15th August 2021 by Alex Fenton
Rustington Match Report. The things one has to do these days to get PSM. After the unfortunate incident involving the ball and my nose, I feel a full risk assessment […]
TMGs vs Streat 18th July 2021 by Trevor Holden
Streat. 8:05 pm. Game on. The sun is setting behind the trees and the shadows are creeping inexorably across the square. At mid-wicket it is beginning to be difficult to see the ball. Streat are eight […]
TMGs vs Cuckfield, 11th July, 2021 by Delbert Covillo
A statistical analysis of winning factors and dynamic match prediction for the Mighty Greys vs Cuckfield CC. Delberto Covillo1 1Universidad de los Poderosos Grises First Submitted: 30th July, 2021. Accepted: […]
TMGs vs Littlehampton 4th July 2021 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s versus Littlehampton C.C. , 4th July 2021 by Ian. (please, click on the data-lite music clips to enhance your enjoyment of reading my report) Start spreadin’ the news, …., […]
TMGs vs B&H Crescent 20th June 2021 by Dan Cope
Weather: it turned out lovely. Ground: splendid ground surrounded by some epic trees and allotments in the distance. Opposition: not sure really as we were under strict instructions to stay on the other side […]
TMGs vs Sidbury 12th June 2021 by QB
9PM Friday 11th June After loosing the inaugural Friday T20 tour game on the last ball, when an edged run took Tale Millers to victory, The Mighty Greys returned to the Hayloft tour house and […]
TMGs vs Luppitt by Ricky 13th June 2021
From Luppitt with loveHad a wonderful time at last game of the tour. Scored a run and got the final wicket after being uncomfortable slogged! But all the same with […]
TMGs vs Bodle Street 6th June by Hatrick
Bodle-aaay-eeee-hoooo! By Hat Rick Arriving at Bodle Street is for Sunday cricketers what that bit in The Beach where Leonardo DiCaprio sees the mythical beach for the first time is […]
TMGs vs Goldstone Caners on 30th May 2021 by Robbie
“Goldstone Caners? We’ll show ‘em” purred Chiefy as we surveyed our opposition. 9 men of a similar demographic to TMG’s. I don’t know if we won or lost the toss […]
TMGs AGM 2020 – part 2 – the awards ceremony!
Sunday 30th May, 2021 – The Constant Service Beer Garden – 9pm start The time finally came for the mighty greys AGM – part 2 – the awards ceremony! and […]
TMGs vs Hartfield 23 May 2021 by Domu Mendashton
Almost immediately my suspicions were confirmed. This shed nonsense was just a cover; we were on some sort of spy mission. Le Clunc had barely gone to the trouble of […]
TMGs vs Twineham 9th May 2021 by Jerry Brasher
Cricket , eh , bloody hell…….. WHAT A GAME ; This has to go down as one of TMG’s best victories in all the years I’ve been playing . A […]
TMGs vs Jevington 2nd May 2021 by Biffo
The Greys are more aptly named with each passing week it seems. Elderly people benefit hugely from keeping what is left of their minds active and so a big welcome […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding 25th April 2021 by Casual Dan
The Greys got off to a good start of the season with two wins in a row as we convincingly beat Upper Beeding by 76 runs. The Greys batted first. An inconsistent wicket […]
TMGs vs Horley on 18th April 2021 by Hatrick
This week’s match report is takes the form of….
TMGs virtual AGM 2020 minutes
Initial (administrative) AGM Friday 20th November 2020 8.30pm start Present and apologies. Present: Rob Meek, Del, Alex, Rob H, Ben N, Dan Hermitage, EO, Tel, Jerry, Trev, Dunc, Dan Cope, […]
Agenda for online AGM2020 Friday 20th November 2020
Initial – administrative AGM Friday 20th November 2020 8.30pm start Present and apologies. Fixture list 2021. 2. NETS. 3. Captain’s report. 4. Vice captain’s report. 5. Treasurer’s report 7. Secretary’s […]
TMGs vs Denton 27th September by Jerry Brasher
6:15 AM Monday 28th of September: a postman slowly making his way to Newhaven Delivery Office “for sale: 1 keeley bat, 1 masuri helmet, 1 Denton C C sweatshirt……. why […]
TMGs vs Angmering 20th September 2020 by Diamond Dan
This week’s match report comes in the form of a comic strip… a Grey’s first I believe? (Full text transcription below for accessibility purposes) 1. After a night of fine […]
TMGs v Cutter’s Choice 13th September 2020 by Casual Dan
Nothing beats a good old stitch-up. However it’s never as fun when it’s you, or in this case me, who is on the receiving end! The voting process on the […]
TMGs V Mayfield 6th September by “Big Chief” spinning balls
CONFESSIONS OF A GREYSMAN Those familiar with the antics of Timothy Lea in the popular 1970’s series of British ‘adult’ comedies may wish to look away now.The following match report bears […]
TMGs vs Lindfield on 30th August 2020 by Union Dan
Operation: Three of Diamonds. Crack Team: Field Agents Wig, Biff, Robor, Shadow, Zonk, Clunk, Amstel, Hat-Rick, QB, Eeyo, Postie. All make a circle with your hand and place it around […]
TMGs vs Staplefield 23rd August 2020
In 1987 a crack commando unit was sent to Ford Open Prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from the minimum–security stockade to the Hanover underground. Today, still […]
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