TMGs V Withyham – 2nd August 2026.
Taking Chavism to the Toffs…… At approximately 18.57, as the heat finally began to fade in intensity across the sun-baked Withyham CC outfield, an eerily high pitched, harrowingly aggressive crescendoed […]
TMG’s v. Littlehampton CC. 13th Sept. 2026 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s win by 60 runs With Autumnal greyness closing in, ten heroic Greysmen achieved a famous, first-ever victory against the pleasant, sociable and usually superior cricketers of Littlehampton. This joyous […]
TMGs vs Brighton and Hove Crescent CC on 20th September 2026 by Elsie Chugnugget
The Final Chapter: One Last Roll of the Dice And so, after a season of questionable shot selection, even more questionable fielding, and enough discussion over run rates to fill […]
TMG vs Chipstead & Coulsdon CC on 30 August 2026 by Elsie Chugnugget
The scorecard says 146. The pitch says otherwise. The Mighty Greys welcomed Chipstead & Coulsdon CC for our latest home fixture, played on what can only be described as the […]
TMGs vs Preston Nomads on 16th August by Clunky Hamstring
There is an oft-used expression, “it was like men against boys”, which describes a sports match where one team is much stronger, more experienced, or more physical than the losing […]
TMGs vs Petworth on 9th August 2026 by Chief
Despite much searching for a punchy intro to this match report and facing increasing pressure from my writing coach Johnny Fixtures, I will begin with the pre match pub. I […]
Tour report – TMGs vs Chittlehampton and Sidbury on 20-21st June 2016 by Johnny Fixtures
The Greys tour can raise a lot of differing emotions, from joyous anticipation to the utter dread of the 6-9 months of badgering by the older cohort who regard tour […]
TMGs vs Streat 19th July 2026 by Delbert Covill
It’s always a pleasure to play at Streat. A majestic setting, a wonderful pitch and a fast outfield….and only 20 minutes away! A superb day for cricket too. Not too […]
TMGs vs the Wellington on 12 July 2026 by Louis C
Mighty Greys Match Report: Chaos, Controversy & Composure Prevail There are games where everyone remembers the cricket. There are games where everyone remembers the arguments. This week’s fixture somehow managed […]
TMGs vs Amberley on 5th July 2026 by Bumbo Dombo
Whatever happened in cricket this week was always going to be overshadowed by the retirement announcement from one of the game’s truly great all-rounders. The nation, still in a state […]
TMGs vs Plumpton CC on 28 June 2026 by Louis C
The Mighty Greys returned to winning ways in emphatic fashion on Sunday, producing a performance that combined brutal batting, disciplined bowling and just enough middle aged athleticism to keep the […]
TMGs vs Bodle Street on 14th July 2026 by Biff “10k runs” Line
On Sunday I reached 10,000 runs for the Greys and we enjoyed a great day’s cricket beating a strong Bodle St side in the last over. Ale was taken, a […]
TMGs vs Pathfinder on 31 May 2026 by Terry Burgess
Early on in the Second World War, ensuring the RAF’s bombs were hitting their target effectively became a serious problem, with huge numbers missing their target. To overcome this, Bomber Command created a […]
Podcast Episode: Early season round-up
Pip: Welcome to another episode from mightygreys.com, where grown men in knitted jumpers — one knitted forty-five years ago, one twenty-five — represent what the site calls, without irony, "solid […]
TMGs vs Fletching on May 24th by Double D
Sunday 18.52 “It was sat there waiting to be smashed” Greys all out, we lose Rewind Friday 20.45 “Fuck me, 45 minutes into Emma’s party and only one person here. […]
TMGs vs Hartfield on 17th May 2026 by Jerry Brasher
Well, I don’t know, I don’t know where to begin…. as the mighty LCD Soundsystem once sang ; a great song but not a good basis for a match report! […]
TMGs vs Brighton eXiles on 3rd May 2026 by Tommy Knickers
TMGs vs Twineham (and Wineham) on 10 May by Biff Line
Grass. Lovely fresh natural beautiful useful abundant aromatic joy-giving grass. From its historic importance in making us a rich country through wool to its ubiquitous presence in our lives and […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park on 26th April 2026 by Ben Newland
I have done a placeholder match summary for Buxted Park. Full match report to follow. Game:Buxted Park vs the Mighty Greys Date: 26/4/26 Game format: 35 over Win/Lose Weather: Warm […]
TMGs vs The London Unity on 19th April 2026
After a little shall we, shan’t we? and then some can we, can’t we?, TMGs first game of the season was finally agreed on and arranged at the beautifully appointed Temple Grove cricket […]
The Mighty Greys 2025 AGM
Location: Thatched Inn, Hassocks Date/time: 1 November 2025 19:00 Agenda and minutes Election of Chair. Terry elected Chairman Welcome and Apologies: Dom, Chief, Dave D, Dev Looking Back on 2025 […]
TMGs V Brighton and Hove Crescent CC 21st September 2025n by Tim Laing-de-laing
A lyrical end to the season. [Sung] To the tune of Piano Man…… It’s one o’clock on that SundayMighty Greys had stumbled inThere’s some Greysmen sitting next to meEach nursing […]
Chipstead Coulsdon and Waltounians CC v The Mighty Greys on 10th August 2025 by Ian Wigwam
CCWCC 207-6, 35 overs TMG 143-9, 35 overs CCWCC win by 64 runs “Yes”, “No”, Yes, come on”, “Two there…Ricky? Ricky!” The game was long gone but the show was […]
The Mighty Greys vs Headliners at Nicholls Hatch, 17 August 2025 by Diamond Dogs
Most mornings, I take young Reggie round to the park and he runs around with his pals with a big smile and a wagging tail. For a few moments every […]
TMG’s v Withyham CC by Ian “look at me” Sewell on 3rd August 2025 – version 3.4
Greys lose by six wickets. Achtung! Back by popular demand it is mein goodself, Zer Interrogator from Kentisbeare Revisited and mein alter-ego, der Sexy Grossfärter, your live commentary team for […]
TMGs vs Findon on 27th July by Smokin’ Joe
Slopes, LBW appeals, Hamstrings & Mortgage Yields “Some balls hold the line going up the slope, others hit the wicket and come back down. Batsmen didn’t really know which one […]
TMGs vs The Wellington on 13 July 2025 by the Clunk
“It’s bloody health and safety gone mad! Banning sixes in a game of cricket?!” Inspired by Southwick Cricket Club introducing their well publicised “no-sixes” ban*, the Mighty Greys now conduct […]
TMg’s Devon Tour, 20th-22nd June 2025
Kentisbeare Revisited/The Interrogation Like poor old in Chazzer in Brideshead Revisited, having to write this Tour Report has forced me to reflect through the gauzy curtain of intervening time on […]
TMGs vs Southwater on 8th June 2025 by Alex Fixtures
A busy week for skipper QB, with a number of regulars unavailable, notably a trio of Ds, Diamond Dan, Dom Ash(die) Back problem and Dave Covid Mary Day, left TMGs […]
The Mighty Greys CC v The Pathfinders CCSunday 1st June 2025 by Ian Sewell
Greys score 182 and win by 40? runs Where to start? No seriously, where to start? No massive knocks, no glorious fifers, no dirty cheating, no hilarious injuries, no world-class […]
TMGs vs Hartfield 18th May 2025 by Chris Foulerton
A Wonderful Day’s Cricket Hartfield CC vs. The Greys CC, 18th May 2025 Weather: Fine, mostly sunny, 19 degrees c Format: 35 overs win/lose Toss won by The Greys CC, […]
TMGs vs Cuckfield 27th April 2025 by Duncan Edwards
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TMGs vs RAM CC on 20th April 2025 by Terry Burgess
Easter Sunday Quick Read Batting first on a green pitch in a thirty over game, TMGs started the new season with their long-standing opening pair of Line and Brasher, though […]
The Mighty Greys 2024 AGM
Location: Alex’s house Date/time: 15 November 2024 19:30 Agenda Election of Chair Terry voted in as chair Welcome and Apologies – Chiefy, Jerry, Adam, Dave Day. Hatrick (DJ at school […]
TMG vs BHCCC on 22nd Sept 2024 by Biff Line
In a game with more turning points than a Gladys Knight* and the Pips gig, the Greys ran out winners in a thrilling last over of the season finish. There […]
TMGs vs Littlehampton 15th Sept 2024 by Biffo
Reality dawns on all dreams. Mine involved sliding in saving a boundary and flicking the ball up to my assisting fielder who tosses it in over the bails. Reality involved […]
TMGs vs Cutters choice 8th Sept 2024 by Jake Dunstan
Just like THE D-day landings did for the Generals of the allied forces, the uncertainty of the weather occupied the minds of the Greysman in the days and hours running up […]
The Mighty Grey’s V The Headliners 18/08/24 by Tom Nicolls
Those of you who struggling with the impending doom of computers taking over. I am hoping that this match report will allay those fears. Below you will see a cartoon […]
TMGs vs. Chipstead Coulsdon & Walcountians CC 11 August 2024 by Tom Nicholls
A Match for the Ages On a day as hot as Biff’s temper, The Mighty Greys took on Chipstead Coulsdon & Walcountians CC (CCWCC) in a match that will be […]
TMG v Bodle Street. 16th June 2024by Ian Sewell
Positively Bodle Street. Ooh! … a Bob Dylan-themed report? No. (I reserve that for future use though.) There has been a lot of water under the bridge since 16th June. […]
TMGs vs The Duke of Wellington on 14th July 2024 by Jake Dunstan
Sonder is defined as ‘The profound feeling of realising that everyone, including strangers passing in the street, has a life as complex as one’s own, which they are constantly living […]
TMGs vs Barton (22nd) and Upottery (23rd) on tour by Robbie Hoare
The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us… Imagine if you can Alex as Laurence Fishburne (not that difficult, bald head aura of wisdom) and yours truly as Keanu […]
TMGs vs Southwater 9th June 2024 by Bumbo Ashton
So apparently a wicket-keeper does at least 210 squats in a 35 over innings. The kind of workout only undertaken by those steroid-enhanced Instagram ‘fitness-influencer’ bellends who always want you […]
TMGs vs Goldstone Caners on 26th May 2024 by Diamante Dan
Decibels – A unit used to measure the power of a signal, such as an electrical signal or sound, relative to some reference level. An increase of ten decibels in […]
TMGs vs Grasshoppers on 19th May 2024 by Robbie “sicknote” Hoare
The Greys had an eventful match against Hove tennis club, The Grasshoppers. Despite some ups and downs, they achieved a convincing victory. Tim and Biff both scored unbeaten 50s, leading the team to their fourth consecutive win. As they celebrated at the Station in Hove, they reflected on their impressive streak and looked forward to future matches.
TMGs vs Twineham 12th May 2024 by Smokin’ Joe
A beautiful game of cricket with temperatures reaching 26 degrees was played out at Horsdean rather than Twineham due to *checks notes* the waterlogged (artificial) pitch at Twineham. The Greys […]
TMGs vs Horley 5th May 2024 by Biff Line
At 9000m, higher than Everest, the symptoms of altitude sickness are listed as: HeadacheLethargyA drop in performanceLack of coordinationInsomniaAppetite lossDizzinessNausea Uncannily similar to attitude sickness at 9000 runs for the […]
TMGs vs Horsted Keynes 21/04/24 by Dombo “fun at parties” Ashton
On Saturday, 28 August 1624, according to the entry in Wikipedia, Horsted Keynes hosted what is believed to be the earliest known organised cricket match in Sussex. Knowledge of it […]
MIGHTY GREYS AGM 2023 – live from Ben’s workshop 7:30 start, 3rd November, 2023
Present and apologies: Present: Terry, Dom, Diamond, Benny QB, Duncan, Robbie, Alex, Dave Day, Trev, EO, Biffo, Del. Absent: Chiefy (he’s working), Hatrick who is being a wetty, Robor sent […]
