When I started playing for the Greys, during the Pleistocene, they introduced me to a man called Bob Golby. “This is Bob the Bastard”, they said “Why are you called Bob the Bastard, Bob”, I asked “Because […]
It’ another first – TMGs first ever crowd-sourced match report! Duncan: “Biff can you bring your radio?” Biff: “Roger wilco” Biff: “Hang on though, there’s no cricket or rugby on!” […]
Parallel Universes and sliding doors Due to some unsavoury day time quizzing by Mr Sewell, the Mighty Greys Whatsapp group on the lead up to the match was dominated by […]
Well, y’all read these things to see what it says about you, so here it is: The Greys First Ever Player Rater vs Hartfield 28th April 2019 Hatrick Played some terrific flashing blade strokes […]
HILARITY Scene: HQ, 9pm Sunday, a group of slightly dishevelled men converse in the corner. Dunc: What media will you be employing for the match report Biff? QB: Medium. Dunc: […]
How many of these will happen this season Greysmen? Chairman Terry’s 19 for 2019 1 EO hits his first ever six for TMG or scores the 78 runs he needs […]
Fixtures 2019…(many thanks to Alex for his sterling work as usual!!) 21st Apr Horley 1.30pm a 28th Apr Hartfield 1.30pm a 5th May Jevington 1.30pm a 12th May Twineham […]
Present: Terry, Dom, Biff, RoborBob, Ian S, Rob, Rick, Dave Chief, Ricky, Alex, Alan, Ben, Duncan (late), Jerry (very late) Apologies: Ian Wiggy, Dave Day Thanks to Alex and Kim […]
Starting this week, nets are Thursdays 8-9pm @ Aerotron indoor school @ the county ground from 1st Nov to 20th Dec, then the same time Jan 10th to 18th April.
The 2018 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 16th November at Alex’s lovely house. Meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm-ish start (I might be a few minutes late). […]
This report was going to be entirely made up of small ads (yes, Ian, a bit like your excellent Viz Top Tips), but I ran out of time….. and also […]
YES!, NO! WAIT! (SHIT!) That a Greysman can bend over and do an unapologetically naked fart in a dressing room full of his disbelieving teammates after a game in which […]
And the online scorecard from Lindfield: http://lindfield.play-cricket.com/website/results/3337181 Lovely Lindfield, a beautiful late summer’s day, a healthy crowd and that beguiling, voluptuous slope. As per usual for Lindfield it was time game […]
“The Once in a Lifetime” match report… And you may find yourself in a pub on a hill And you may find yourself with 10 of your pals And you […]
The Damp Squib The Greys rolled in to Sayers Common and the hand-held pixel-worshippers were confounded by the high cloud, good light and the near certainty of a game. Thirty […]
The year is 2048. Climate change has ravaged the planet. Rising sea levels have submerged most of coastal Europe. Only a few areas of the Earths surface remain fit for […]
The parched brown earth at Streat and Westmeston presented gaping fault lines throughout the outfield . With only 4mm of rain since the middles of May the crispy, brown surface […]
Exciting New Short Game Format with Catchy Name -World CupT20+20(%),(“+another 5%”, pointed out Ben) I am going to take this opportunity to match the style of my report with the […]
On another beautiful, hot, sunny Sunday, the worlds’ greatest cricket team travelled along the coastal road to Newhaven, to play regular opposition Denton. With the skip having won the toss […]
Sunday night: “Don’t get on the mothership” shouts Alex, “DO NOT GET ON THE MOTHERSHIP!” “Ok mate”, says Biff, ducking just in time as a flock of Pine Martens swoops […]
FRIDAY : The Internet is ablaze with the stirring call of democracy as TMG’S own Gina Miller’s demand a vote on the right to do something most other people don’t […]
Lovely lovely lovely Luppitt, For not doing a report I am a muppet, Hugely enjoyable cricket match, I won PSM for an overhead catch. Sorry boys but I haven’t […]
The Pine Marten is a mysterious, some would say ‘mythical’ bird. Anthropologists have claimed that references to the winged mustelids appear in the writings, carvings and cave paintings of almost […]
Men in white shirts. Within Buxted Deer Park lies one of the most picturesque cricket fields in England. Formed in 1867 The Buxted Park Cricket Club play on a wicket […]
Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. That’s right. Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. It was a hot day, about as hot as a bowl of Dirty Mac’s Mac n […]
Upper Beeding 298-9 (40 overs) TMGs 171-9 (40 overs) Ashton 55, Gallagher 42* Upper Beeding won by 127 runs It was one of those days. “I’m going to the shop, […]
And so we move on in the list to Warninglid. Only Staplefield, Twineham and Streat predate this fixture in Greys short, but very notable history. Meet up at the Constant […]
The mighty greys played away at Twineham, won the toss and decided to bat first-an, biff and rick got us off to a good un, Nice to play on artificial […]
Mighty Greys Podcast:
After the summer day of cricket last week it was back to the wooly hats for the Greys at Hartfield. The pitch was so sodden it was deemed to be […]
A day of firsts and from what I’ve been told, not firsts. My first match for TMGS, My first catch for TMGS, (no this report will not be in rhyming […]
now that the sponsorship deals are done and the intensive winter training regime is coming to a close, Sir Alex Fentonadon has published his latest fixtures masterpiece for the coming […]
hi all, just a reminder that nets will be starting again this coming Monday up at the BACA nets at Falmer between 9-10pm. These will run up until March 5th […]
Agenda FOR TMGs AGM 2017 at Alex’s house Present and apologies. Terry, Rob, Zack, Dom, Ben Newland, Biff, Rik, Tim, Alex, Jerry, Richard Partridge, Del,Ricky+1 (late). Apologies from: Dave Day, Wiggo, […]
hi all, a gentle nudge to quietly reflect on what happened this year in the lead up to our annual genial meeting. Of course this is a warm, fuzzy, nostalgic […]
Special Investigation: The Horley Papers The Horley Papers is a special investigation by the Greys and 95 media partners worldwide into a leak of 13.4m files from two offshore service […]
A reminder that the 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within arms […]
The 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within […]
OI! YOU! YES YOU!!!!! COME ON THEN!!!! I’LL *\@5}&^1* HAVE YOU!!!!!!! It’s the LINDFIELD, Ben Stokes inspired, AGGGGRO!!!! Match report. (Disclaimer: In reality this game was played in a good […]
With three games remaining in the season, and the Greys finding themselves one down in their win loss ratio, TMG arrived at Balcombe looking to even things up. The day […]
MC HAT-RICK (feat. FIDDY RUNS) The ‘DIFFICULT SECOND’ Match Report POYNINGS vs. TMGs Here it is, the final hip-hop match report I will ever do (I promise). Yes, there are […]
Another first for TMGs this week, as Rik Flynn – with his sky-high confidence after his award winning match report track from Twineham – ups the stakes by crafting his match […]
Wet and wild at Lindfield The Mighty Geys arrived at a grey and overcast Lindfield missing a key character. With rain forecast for later, El Capitan and his Lindfield opposite […]
In a first for the Greys, the cancellation of the scheduled Sunday game saw a hastily arranged fixture taking place on a Monday, against new opposition, in the form of […]
Very many thanks to all involved for the gifts, the cards, the kind words and the messages, all of which I shall treasure for the rest of my days. The […]
Good game, good game! After turning down the opportunity to play last man stand, one hand one bounce, no lb’s, French cricket in favour of proper cricket the Greys were […]
No one teaches you how to deal with this…Y’know…Anno Domini…Tempus Fugit. That kind of stuff. First your body goes, especially your eyes. Like right now. Watching the boys at Edgbaston […]
Hallo, so here we are at Isfield to play W G Gracefully in the glorious Sussex country side, home of the Isley brothers ( fake news) the M G’s won […]
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
