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Category Archives: archive

The Pinstickers Guide from the Flat Capster Napster, Ian Sewell November 2021

November 9, 2021by Derek 5 Comments

They’re Going Down! All the runners, riders and form from this year’s PSM Match Reportage. Don’t sit there dumbly when the voting begins! Here are all the memory-joggers and top-tips […]

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TMGs vs Angmering 19th September 2021 by Jerry Brasher

September 21, 2021by Derek 8 Comments

THE LONG LOST LAST MATCH REPORT…………. Found in a dark , dank ,smelly cave like area next to the social area of the ancient people’s TMG’erectus HQium some ancient  scrolls […]

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match reports 2021

TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 12th September 2021 by Ian Sewell

September 20, 2021by Derek 7 Comments

TMG’s v Cutters Choice 12th September 2021. Greys lose by 31 runs (citation needed) Today let’s take a look at fun facts about the number 31! As you will see […]

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match reports 2021

TMGs vs Mayfield 5th September 2021 by Junior and Senior Hoares

September 13, 2021by Derek 8 Comments

TMG v Mayfield Sunday 5th September. Lovely place Mayfield, very picturesque, with a pavilion that wouldn’t look out of place on an alpine ski slope. Wood panelled changing room for […]

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match reports 2021

TMGs vs Headliners 29th August 2021 by Robbie Hoare

September 5, 2021by Derek 7 Comments

The Headliners @ Colemans Hatch – Sunday 29th August 2021. Things that I can remember about Sunday The captain posting on WhatsApp that he wasn’t fit and we were, therefore, […]

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TMGs vs Staplefield 22nd August 2021 by the young Hoare

September 5, 2021by Derek 7 Comments

On the 22nd August 2021, nine of the Mighty Greys and a singular mighty not yet grey turned up at the luscious fields of Staplefield. On arrival, Diamond Dan’s disappointment […]

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match reports 2021

TMGs vs Rustington 15th August 2021 by Alex Fenton

August 25, 2021by Derek 5 Comments

Rustington Match Report. The things one has to do these days to get PSM. After the unfortunate incident involving the ball and my nose, I feel a full risk assessment […]

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match reports 2021

TMGs vs Streat 18th July 2021 by Trevor Holden

July 24, 2021by dunjan 8 Comments

Streat. 8:05 pm. Game on. The sun is setting behind the trees and the shadows are creeping inexorably across the square. At mid-wicket it is beginning to be difficult to see the ball. Streat are eight […]

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TMGs vs Cuckfield, 11th July, 2021 by Delbert Covillo

July 12, 2021by Derek 8 Comments

A statistical analysis of winning factors and dynamic match prediction for the Mighty Greys vs Cuckfield CC. Delberto Covillo1 1Universidad de los Poderosos Grises First Submitted: 30th July, 2021. Accepted: […]

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TMGs vs Littlehampton 4th July 2021 by Ian Sewell

July 5, 2021by Derek 9 Comments

TMG’s versus Littlehampton C.C. , 4th July 2021 by Ian. (please, click on the data-lite music clips to enhance your enjoyment of reading my report) Start spreadin’ the news, …., […]

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TMGs vs B&H Crescent 20th June 2021 by Dan Cope

June 28, 2021by dunjan 5 Comments

Weather: it turned out lovely.  Ground: splendid ground surrounded by some epic trees and allotments in the distance.  Opposition: not sure really as we were under strict instructions to stay on the other side […]

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TMGs vs Sidbury 12th June 2021 by QB

June 27, 2021by dunjan 9 Comments

9PM Friday 11th June   After loosing the inaugural Friday T20 tour game on the last ball, when an edged run took Tale Millers to victory, The Mighty Greys returned to the Hayloft tour house and […]

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TMGs vs Luppitt by Ricky 13th June 2021

June 23, 2021by dunjan 6 Comments

From Luppitt with loveHad a wonderful time at last game of the tour. Scored a run and got the final wicket after being uncomfortable slogged! But all the same with […]

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TMGs vs Bodle Street 6th June by Hatrick

June 18, 2021by dunjan 9 Comments

Bodle-aaay-eeee-hoooo! By Hat Rick Arriving at Bodle Street is for Sunday cricketers what that bit in The Beach where Leonardo DiCaprio sees the mythical beach for the first time is […]

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TMGs vs Goldstone Caners on 30th May 2021 by Robbie

June 6, 2021by dunjan 6 Comments

“Goldstone Caners? We’ll show ‘em” purred Chiefy as we surveyed our opposition. 9 men of a similar demographic to TMG’s. I don’t know if we won or lost the toss […]

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TMGs vs Hartfield 23 May 2021 by Domu Mendashton

May 25, 2021by dunjan 3 Comments

Almost immediately my suspicions were confirmed. This shed nonsense was just a cover; we were on some sort of spy mission. Le Clunc had barely gone to the trouble of […]

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TMGs vs Twineham 9th May 2021 by Jerry Brasher

May 21, 2021by dunjan 5 Comments

Cricket  , eh ,  bloody hell…….. WHAT A GAME ;  This has to go down as one of TMG’s best victories  in all the years I’ve been playing . A […]

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TMGs vs Jevington 2nd May 2021 by Biffo

May 9, 2021by dunjan 4 Comments

The Greys are more aptly named with each passing week it seems. Elderly people benefit hugely from keeping what is left of their minds active and so a big welcome […]

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TMGs vs Upper Beeding 25th April 2021 by Casual Dan

May 2, 2021by dunjan 5 Comments

The Greys got off to a good start of the season with two wins in a row as we convincingly beat Upper Beeding by 76 runs.   The Greys batted first. An inconsistent wicket […]

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TMGs vs Horley on 18th April 2021 by Hatrick

April 23, 2021by dunjan 12 Comments

This week’s match report is takes the form of….

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TMGs vs Denton 27th September by Jerry Brasher

October 19, 2020by dunjan 6 Comments

6:15 AM Monday 28th of September: a postman slowly making his way to Newhaven  Delivery Office “for sale: 1 keeley bat, 1 masuri helmet, 1 Denton C C sweatshirt……. why […]

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match reports 2020

TMGs vs Angmering 20th September 2020 by Diamond Dan

September 27, 2020by dunjan 7 Comments

This week’s match report comes in the form of a comic strip… a Grey’s first I believe? (Full text transcription below for accessibility purposes) 1. After a night of fine […]

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TMGs v Cutter’s Choice 13th September 2020 by Casual Dan

September 16, 2020by dunjan 5 Comments

Nothing beats a good old stitch-up. However it’s never as fun when it’s you, or in this case me, who is on the receiving end! The voting process on the […]

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TMGs V Mayfield 6th September by “Big Chief” spinning balls

September 10, 2020by dunjan 2 Comments

CONFESSIONS OF A GREYSMAN Those familiar with the antics of Timothy Lea in the popular 1970’s series of British ‘adult’ comedies may wish to look away now.The following match report bears […]

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TMGs vs Lindfield on 30th August 2020 by Union Dan

September 1, 2020by dunjan 8 Comments

Operation: Three of Diamonds. Crack Team: Field Agents Wig, Biff, Robor, Shadow, Zonk, Clunk, Amstel, Hat-Rick, QB, Eeyo, Postie. All make a circle with your hand and place it around […]

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TMGs vs Staplefield 23rd August 2020

August 25, 2020by dunjan 7 Comments

In 1987 a crack commando unit was sent to Ford Open Prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from the minimum–security stockade to the Hanover underground. Today, still […]

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TMGs vs Warninglid 16th August 2020

August 21, 2020by dunjan 3 Comments

Perhaps, more than any other team sport, cricket is influenced by playing conditions, and perhaps, more than any other team sport, over the course of the game, the swing in […]

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TMGs vs Southwick Wanders 9th August 2020

August 15, 2020by dunjan 3 Comments

Sayers Common. Never the most celebrated Common; it certainly lacks the clout of a Wimbledon or even a Clapham. Nevertheless, not two years previous I remember the place as green […]

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TMGs vs WG Gracefully 2nd August 2020 by Hatrick

August 6, 2020by dunjan 7 Comments

Audio match report by Hatrick

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The TMG’s vs. Findon. 26th July 2020

August 2, 2020by dunjan 3 Comments

Findon Cricket Club, nestling under the Downs; deer cavorting in the lynchets – was a perfect setting. The Greys were keen to get a forty over game under their belts […]

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match reports 2020

TMGs vs Scaynes Hill 12th July

July 19, 2020by dunjan 8 Comments

The Mighty Greys has a number of enduring traditions. Whether it’s Terry telling anybody that’ll listen about his century at Bodle Street; Jerry getting caught at slip or gully; Robbie […]

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match reports 2020

TMGs vs Cutters Choice on 15th September by Max Fenton’s dad

September 19, 2019by dunjan 4 Comments

Nothing beats a sunny September day. Clear and crisp but warm enough for t-shirts, and so it turned out on the morning of our fixture against hard to beat Cutters […]

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match reports 2019

TMGs vs Findon Round II on 8th September by Terry Burgess

September 13, 2019by dunjan 7 Comments

6.19 a.m.  Monday 9th September   “Fuck me.  I’m awake.  I think.  My head is thumping.   Think I had too much to dream last night. What time is it?”.  The room is till […]

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TMGs vs Lindfield 1st September 2019 by Benny “down the” Hill

September 8, 2019by dunjan 4 Comments

An extraordinary run of form for the Greys batting unit meant that the skipper arrived at Lindfield with a few dilemmas. No longer can it be relied upon that batsmen […]

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TMGs vs Staplefield 25th August 2019 by Terry Burgess

September 1, 2019by dunjan 4 Comments

Long ago, at the beginning of time, Gaia (Mother Earth) asked one of her sons, Cronus, to mutilate his father, Uranus (Sky). Cronus cut off Uranus’ testicles and threw them into the sea. They […]

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TMGs vs W.G. Gracefully 4th August 2019 by Zachary Maxwell House

August 30, 2019by dunjan 3 Comments

It was a good day, it was a hot day, it was a humid and a little bit overcast. Perfect cricketing weather. It was 25 degrees, overcast and humid; 4 […]

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TMGs vs Warninglid 18th August 2019 by Jerry Brasher

August 23, 2019by dunjan 3 Comments

For our second game of the season at our old rivals Warninglid TMG’s convened at the Half Moon pub from various parts of the country some hours before the game […]

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match reports 2019

TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers 11 July 2019 By HatRick

August 14, 2019by dunjan 7 Comments

The cold (lengthy) meanderings of HatRick’s uglier, meaner alter ego… BaldRick Everything you know about the game is wrong. Forget the coaching. Forget those long winters in the nets. Forget […]

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match reports 2019

TMGs vs Findon 28th July 2019 by E O Sewell Esq

August 1, 2019by dunjan 6 Comments

Should I Stay or Should I Go?  In many ways a classic Greys team performance with everyone making an important contribution, only with a bolt-on loony bit that I don’t want to think about, so I might […]

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match reports 2019

TMGs vs Streat 21st July 2019 by Robbie Hoare

July 27, 2019by dunjan 4 Comments

A well renowned sports journalist commented to me that he enjoyed my last week’s match report as it contained a lot of cricket. Heart warming as that was this week’s […]

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The Mighty Greys vs Denton 7th July 2019 by Bongo Hoare 

July 13, 2019by dunjan 6 Comments

When you go to Denton it comes as little surprise that the tea comprises, no salad, and quite a lot of savouries encased in pastry.  Having won the toss Denton elected to […]

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TMGs vs Reigate Pilgrims 30th June 2019 by Terry “Usain” Burgess

July 2, 2019by dunjan 4 Comments

All season, the standout game on the fixture card has been Southwater. Knowing that a completely new ground has been laid out, manicured and rolled as flat as a shirt […]

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TMGs vs Brighton and Hove Crescent 23rd June 2019 by Jerry Brasher

June 28, 2019by dunjan 5 Comments

So many ideas , interpretive modern dance , a silent black & white movie with organ soundtrack or even pulling in all my celebrity favours and doing a kind of […]

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TMGs vs Shaldon Optimists 15 June 2019 by Hatrick

June 22, 2019by dunjan 9 Comments

This week’s match report is in mp3 format for your aural pleasures…

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TMGs vs Luppitt 16th June 2019 by Biff Line

June 21, 2019by Derek 5 Comments

A drizzly Luppitt  welcomed the double hungover and somewhat bedraggled looking Greys in the now accustomed way. By thrashing them. Though it cannot be doubted that the Luppitteers are ageing […]

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match reports 2019, tour

TMGs vs Bodle Street on 9th June 2019 by Clunker Edwards

June 18, 2019by dunjan 2 Comments

Team news: Dave the Kid Hadrill, EO, Jerry, Hatrick, Dunc, Biff, Alex, Zonk, Terry, and Postman Dan. Probably 4-4-2 formation. 30 overs. This is a long standing Greys fixture – […]

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match reports 2019

TMGs vs Jevington 2nd June 2019 by Zonk Ashton

June 4, 2019by dunjan 5 Comments

Note from the Editor: Not only is Dom smashing Greys’ records on the pitch, he’s also submitting match reports to the Greys’ editorial team by the Tuesday morning. Its May, […]

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TMGs vs Scaynes Hill 26th May 2019 by Lord Fenton

June 1, 2019by dunjan 3 Comments

The Johnny Fixtures Guide to How to Write a Greys Match Report You should be prepared. If you haven’t been desperately trying to think of an original style or indeed […]

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TMGs vs Warninglid 19th May 2019 by Terry the Bastard

May 23, 2019by dunjan 5 Comments

When I started playing for the Greys, during the Pleistocene, they introduced me to a man called Bob Golby.   “This is Bob the Bastard”, they said  “Why are you called Bob the Bastard, Bob”, I asked  “Because […]

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TMGs vs Twineham 12th May 2019 by Zack Maxwell

May 18, 2019by dunjan 7 Comments

It’ another first – TMGs first ever crowd-sourced match report! Duncan: “Biff can you bring your radio?” Biff: “Roger wilco” Biff: “Hang on though, there’s no cricket or rugby on!” […]

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The Mighty Greys were founded in 1987 by some blokes in the boozer (the Greys Public House in Southover Street) to play in the now defunct Whitbread League. They now consider themselves more than just a pub team, playing many and varied fixtures all over the South East of England during the season, and you can find them most Sundays during the summer in the Constant Service on Islingword Road in Brighton. Whatever they lack in ability they endeavour to make up for in enthusiasm – and they're not adverse to a bit of puerile chat over the odd pint of foaming ale (hence their motto – Beer and Banter). They're not aliens & they’re not parrots but they do talk a strange language and eat millet. The Greys have a formidable reputation in the unregulated & unruly Sussex pub & village cricket scene.

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