The Mighty Greys AGM 2018 – Friday 16th November at Alex’s house
The 2018 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 16th November at Alex’s lovely house. Meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm-ish start (I might be a few minutes late). […]
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TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 16th September 2018 by Alex Fenton
This report was going to be entirely made up of small ads (yes, Ian, a bit like your excellent Viz Top Tips), but I ran out of time….. and also […]
TMGs vs Watersfield 9th September 2018 by Rob Bob Meek
YES!, NO! WAIT! (SHIT!) That a Greysman can bend over and do an unapologetically naked fart in a dressing room full of his disbelieving teammates after a game in which […]
TMGS vs Lindfield 2nd September 2018 by Ben Newland
And the online scorecard from Lindfield: http://lindfield.play-cricket.com/website/results/3337181 Lovely Lindfield, a beautiful late summer’s day, a healthy crowd and that beguiling, voluptuous slope. As per usual for Lindfield it was time game […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 26th August 2018 by Ben Newland
“The Once in a Lifetime” match report… And you may find yourself in a pub on a hill And you may find yourself with 10 of your pals And you […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers 12th August 2018 by EO Ian Sewell
The Damp Squib The Greys rolled in to Sayers Common and the hand-held pixel-worshippers were confounded by the high cloud, good light and the near certainty of a game. Thirty […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 5th August 2018 by Dom Ashton
The year is 2048. Climate change has ravaged the planet. Rising sea levels have submerged most of coastal Europe. Only a few areas of the Earths surface remain fit for […]
TMGs vs BH Crescent 24th June 2018 by Jerry Brasher
FRIDAY : The Internet is ablaze with the stirring call of democracy as TMG’S own Gina Miller’s demand a vote on the right to do something most other people don’t […]
TMGs vs Luppitt 17th June 2018 by Biffo Line
Lovely lovely lovely Luppitt, For not doing a report I am a muppet, Hugely enjoyable cricket match, I won PSM for an overhead catch. Sorry boys but I haven’t […]
TMGS vs Sidbury 16th June 2018 by Dom AshTON!
The Pine Marten is a mysterious, some would say ‘mythical’ bird. Anthropologists have claimed that references to the winged mustelids appear in the writings, carvings and cave paintings of almost […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park 10th June 2018 by Richie Partridge
Men in white shirts. Within Buxted Deer Park lies one of the most picturesque cricket fields in England. Formed in 1867 The Buxted Park Cricket Club play on a wicket […]
TMGs vs Bodle St – 3rd June 2018 by Jon Kendall
Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. That’s right. Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. It was a hot day, about as hot as a bowl of Dirty Mac’s Mac n […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding 27th May 2018 by Ian Winrow
Upper Beeding 298-9 (40 overs) TMGs 171-9 (40 overs) Ashton 55, Gallagher 42* Upper Beeding won by 127 runs It was one of those days. “I’m going to the shop, […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 20th May 2018
And so we move on in the list to Warninglid. Only Staplefield, Twineham and Streat predate this fixture in Greys short, but very notable history. Meet up at the Constant […]
TMGs vs Twineham 20th May 2018 by Bob Meek
The mighty greys played away at Twineham, won the toss and decided to bat first-an, biff and rick got us off to a good un, Nice to play on artificial […]
TMGs vs Jevington 6th May 2018 by Duncan Edwards
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TMGs vs Hartfield 29th April 2018 by Biffo Line
After the summer day of cricket last week it was back to the wooly hats for the Greys at Hartfield. The pitch was so sodden it was deemed to be […]
TMGS Vs Horley – 22nd April 2018 by Jon Kendall
A day of firsts and from what I’ve been told, not firsts. My first match for TMGS, My first catch for TMGS, (no this report will not be in rhyming […]
Fixtures 2018
now that the sponsorship deals are done and the intensive winter training regime is coming to a close, Sir Alex Fentonadon has published his latest fixtures masterpiece for the coming […]
Nets staring again Monday 9-10pm at BACA (Falmer) until March 5th 2018
hi all, just a reminder that nets will be starting again this coming Monday up at the BACA nets at Falmer between 9-10pm. These will run up until March 5th […]
TMGs AGM 2017 – minutes and pics
Agenda FOR TMGs AGM 2017 at Alex’s house Present and apologies. Terry, Rob, Zack, Dom, Ben Newland, Biff, Rik, Tim, Alex, Jerry, Richard Partridge, Del,Ricky+1 (late). Apologies from: Dave Day, Wiggo, […]
Read through the match reports for 2017
hi all, a gentle nudge to quietly reflect on what happened this year in the lead up to our annual genial meeting. Of course this is a warm, fuzzy, nostalgic […]
TMGs vs Horley (again) 1st October 2017 by Duncan Edwards
Special Investigation: The Horley Papers The Horley Papers is a special investigation by the Greys and 95 media partners worldwide into a leak of 13.4m files from two offshore service […]
Mighty Greys AGM 2017 reminder
A reminder that the 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within arms […]
Gr-AGM 2017 details have been arranged!
The 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within […]
TMGs vs Lindfield (again) 24th September 2017 by Ben Newland.
OI! YOU! YES YOU!!!!! COME ON THEN!!!! I’LL *\@5}&^1* HAVE YOU!!!!!!! It’s the LINDFIELD, Ben Stokes inspired, AGGGGRO!!!! Match report. (Disclaimer: In reality this game was played in a good […]
TMGs vs Balcombe 17th September 2017 by Alan Gallagher
With three games remaining in the season, and the Greys finding themselves one down in their win loss ratio, TMG arrived at Balcombe looking to even things up. The day […]
TMGs vs Poynings 10th September 2017 by Rik Flynn (AUDIO2!)
MC HAT-RICK (feat. FIDDY RUNS) The ‘DIFFICULT SECOND’ Match Report POYNINGS vs. TMGs Here it is, the final hip-hop match report I will ever do (I promise). Yes, there are […]
Captain’s new album (by Rik Flynn)
Another first for TMGs this week, as Rik Flynn – with his sky-high confidence after his award winning match report track from Twineham – ups the stakes by crafting his match […]
TMGs vs Lindfield 4th September, 2017 by Duncan Edwards
Wet and wild at Lindfield The Mighty Geys arrived at a grey and overcast Lindfield missing a key character. With rain forecast for later, El Capitan and his Lindfield opposite […]
TMGS vs Ifield 27th August 2017 by Alan Galagher
In a first for the Greys, the cancellation of the scheduled Sunday game saw a hastily arranged fixture taking place on a Monday, against new opposition, in the form of […]
Big Thank You from the Shadow
Very many thanks to all involved for the gifts, the cards, the kind words and the messages, all of which I shall treasure for the rest of my days. The […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 20th August 2017 by Biff Line
Good game, good game! After turning down the opportunity to play last man stand, one hand one bounce, no lb’s, French cricket in favour of proper cricket the Greys were […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (part two) 13th August 2017 by Terry Burgess.
No one teaches you how to deal with this…Y’know…Anno Domini…Tempus Fugit. That kind of stuff. First your body goes, especially your eyes. Like right now. Watching the boys at Edgbaston […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 6th August 2017 by Ricky Southon
Hallo, so here we are at Isfield to play W G Gracefully in the glorious Sussex country side, home of the Isley brothers ( fake news) the M G’s won […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (Part One) 30th July 2017 by Terry Burgess
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
TMGs vs Denton 9th July 2017 by Biff Line
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
TMGS vs Southwater 2nd July 2017 by Dom Ashton.
Everyone’s got their little stories. The notable happenings and accomplishments you gather over time. If you’re lucky you have friends, colleagues and partners who tolerate your endless re-visiting of how […]
TMGs vs Brighton & Hove Crescent 25th June 2017 by Alan Gallagher
Having returned from their annual warm weather training camp in the heart of Devon, The Mighty Greys found themselves in the familiar setting of Horsdean recreational ground, ready to commence […]
TMGs vs Luppitt – on tour! Sunday 18th June 2017 by Dave Day
The Greysman Formerly Known as Jerry. By DD. After the sickening scenes from the Saturday tour game (seeing Dom running around the pitch to work up – oh yeah, and […]
TMGs vs Sidbury 17th June 2017 by Dave “chiefy” Mchugh.
The Game that Chiefy Forgot. They say that some things are worth the wait, well that’s bullshit but anyway here in my own handwriting are the events of a fateful […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park 11th June 2017 by Dom Ashton
The official version of this match report has unfortunately been delayed. In accordance with Mighty Greys policy all official versions of match reports are written on goat skin but, due […]
TMGs vs Brunswick Village 4th June 2017 by Jerry Brasher
To win the PSM is a great honour for any Greysman ( or woman ) and to win it with a unanimous vote is one of the highlights of any […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding and Bramber 28th May 2017 by Duncan Edwards .007
All eyes were on the weather forecast as The Mighty Greys (TMGs) made their way out to Upper Beeding. The Met. Office promising downpours of biblical proportions at some point […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 21st May 2017 by ‘Evil’ Ben Redfern
Public service announcement for the Greys: Following comrade Hatrick’s sickeningly brilliant report last week I feel it is my duty to recalibrate everyone’s expectations – so here’s mine: Well OK, […]
TMGs vs Twineham 14th May 2017 by Rik Flynn (audio!)
RUN TMG – The Ultimate Showdown (feat. DJ Hat Rick and emcee Throbbin’ Toe). (CAUTION EXPLICIT) As Biffo and the other skip amble to the square I’m pretty sure […]
TMG vs Colemans Hatch 7th May 2017 by Dom Ashton
(The Mighty) Greys Anatomy. A troupe of impeccably coiffured, unreasonably beautiful American doctors scan the scene that confronts them in the South Wing of The Constant Service Emergency Medical Unit. […]
TMGS vs Hartfield 30th April 2017 by Dom Ashton
Its a well-worn trope of the comedy-action movie genre; a hapless hero who, during the inevitable fight-scene, manages to vanquish a number of more highly-trained and dangerous enemies through a […]
TMGs vs Horley 23rd April, 2017 by Alan Gallagher
The 23rd of April saw the start of a new season for The Mighty Greys, and brought new opposition in the shape of Horley. The Greys batted first on what […]
Chairman Terry’s 17 for 2017
With the new season just days away, it’s time for Chairman Terry’s 17 for 2017. All numbers predate last week’s pre-season friendly. What’s your guess at the end of season […]
