Author Archives: Derek
TMGs vs Hartfield by Dom “Bumbo” 21st May 2023
As ever, Hartfield is about 15 degrees colder than Brighton. I’ve forgotten to pack a jumper. The drive there is actually very pleasant as we talk about Jerry’s bum. I […]
The Mighty Greys Vs Horley Strollers By QB 30th April 2023
The Mighty Greys Vs Horley Strollers By QB 30th April 2023 A soggy pitch prevented TMGs from starting their 2023 season at Upper Beeding, so it fell upon Horley to […]
TMGs vs Littlehampton 25th September 2022 by Double Dee
Car tzaring… Dom’s broken bail… Our replacements in the pub?… Robur Putin… A scoreboard and a fence… The scoreboard and a fence sometime later… Littlehampton scorebook – innings 1 TMGs […]
The Mighty Greys vs Cutters Choice 11th September, 2022 by Dan Diamond H
Preamble: “I say, Charles, don’t you ever crave To appear on the front of the Daily Mail Dressed in your Mother’s bridal veil?” And so I checked all the registered […]
TMGs vs Forge Wood 28th August 2022 by Dom Bumbo Ashton
“Go shorty, it’s ya birthday, We gon’ party like it’s ya birthday” Not my words, but the words of swollen rapper and cultural icon, one Mr 50 ‘fiddy’ Cent. And […]
TMGs vs Streat and Westmeston 17th July 2022 by Roborbob Meek
Warnings of extreme temperatures had been exaggerated as the Mighty Greys travelled to the foot of the Downs to play long-time opponents Streat and Westmeston. The ground looked a picture […]
TMGs vs Chipstead 3rd July by Roborbob Meek
TREASURE ISLAND click here for the pdf book version of this story! A short story by Robert Louis Meek n’ son LOCKDOWN EDITION 2019 Why did the pirates have to […]
TMGs vs BH Crescent 19th June by Terry Burgess
Hey – how’s it going? Having suffered three defeats in a weekend, the surviving touring Greysmen were joined by the Greys Home Guard for the annual post-tour game against Brighton […]
TMGs vs Luppitt 12th June 2022 by Adam D
Having leapt out of bed like salmon to the smell of a fine breakfast, The Mighty Greys trundled through the majestic Devon countryside to their final match of the ’22 […]
TMGs vs Goldstone Caners May 29th 2022 by EO Sewell
The Truth is out There … …. We open the secret files and uncover the shocking evidence, photographs and first-hand witness statements in relation to the now largely, legendary almost […]
TMGs vs Hartfield 22nd May 2022 by Terry Burgess
Hartfield and the North It wouldn’t be right to say that James Joyce had a single writing style. Each chapter of Ulysses, for example, deliberately uses a different prose style […]
TMGs vs Twineham 8th May 2022 by Hat Rick
Bereft of anything whatsoever conceivably recognisable as inspiration, I am left literarily in the bitter cold of the dark outside. Stark naked and shrivelling both inside and out, exiled in […]
TMGs vs Angmering 1st May 2022 by Jerry Brasher
Nets: what’s the fucking point……………off to the picturesque Angmering for game three of the season and the first game for your humble scribe. The journey West was eventful (and I […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding by Ben Newland 24th April 2022
The Record Breaking Upper Beeding Match Report [Intro Music] Record Breaker!If you’re the tallest, the smallest, if you beat them all,If you’re the fattest, the thinnest, if you always win,If […]
TMGs vs Horley 17th April 2022 by Terry Burgess
Easter Sunday and The Mighty Greys marked the start of the new season in the now traditional way with Biff standing by a white picket fence handing out pairs of […]
TMGs AGM 2021 – 12th November, 2021 at Alex’s house
1. Present and apologies Present: Robor, Alex, Terry, Biffo, Hatrick, Duncan, Jerry, Dan H, QB, EO, Dan Cope, Dom, Rob H, Chiefy, Dave Day, Del (16 – a new record?) […]
The Pinstickers Guide from the Flat Capster Napster, Ian Sewell November 2021
They’re Going Down! All the runners, riders and form from this year’s PSM Match Reportage. Don’t sit there dumbly when the voting begins! Here are all the memory-joggers and top-tips […]
The Mighty Greys AGM, 12th November 2021
It’s that time again for us to officially announce the AGM for 2021! after some to-ing and fro-ing (apologies, that was all my fault), we can now confirm that the […]
TMGs vs Angmering 19th September 2021 by Jerry Brasher
THE LONG LOST LAST MATCH REPORT…………. Found in a dark , dank ,smelly cave like area next to the social area of the ancient people’s TMG’erectus HQium some ancient scrolls […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 12th September 2021 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s v Cutters Choice 12th September 2021. Greys lose by 31 runs (citation needed) Today let’s take a look at fun facts about the number 31! As you will see […]
TMGs vs Mayfield 5th September 2021 by Junior and Senior Hoares
TMG v Mayfield Sunday 5th September. Lovely place Mayfield, very picturesque, with a pavilion that wouldn’t look out of place on an alpine ski slope. Wood panelled changing room for […]
TMGs vs Headliners 29th August 2021 by Robbie Hoare
The Headliners @ Colemans Hatch – Sunday 29th August 2021. Things that I can remember about Sunday The captain posting on WhatsApp that he wasn’t fit and we were, therefore, […]
TMGs vs Staplefield 22nd August 2021 by the young Hoare
On the 22nd August 2021, nine of the Mighty Greys and a singular mighty not yet grey turned up at the luscious fields of Staplefield. On arrival, Diamond Dan’s disappointment […]
TMGs vs Rustington 15th August 2021 by Alex Fenton
Rustington Match Report. The things one has to do these days to get PSM. After the unfortunate incident involving the ball and my nose, I feel a full risk assessment […]
TMGs vs Cuckfield, 11th July, 2021 by Delbert Covillo
A statistical analysis of winning factors and dynamic match prediction for the Mighty Greys vs Cuckfield CC. Delberto Covillo1 1Universidad de los Poderosos Grises First Submitted: 30th July, 2021. Accepted: […]
TMGs vs Littlehampton 4th July 2021 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s versus Littlehampton C.C. , 4th July 2021 by Ian. (please, click on the data-lite music clips to enhance your enjoyment of reading my report) Start spreadin’ the news, …., […]
TMGs AGM 2020 – part 2 – the awards ceremony!
Sunday 30th May, 2021 – The Constant Service Beer Garden – 9pm start The time finally came for the mighty greys AGM – part 2 – the awards ceremony! and […]
TMGs virtual AGM 2020 minutes
Initial (administrative) AGM Friday 20th November 2020 8.30pm start Present and apologies. Present: Rob Meek, Del, Alex, Rob H, Ben N, Dan Hermitage, EO, Tel, Jerry, Trev, Dunc, Dan Cope, […]
Agenda for online AGM2020 Friday 20th November 2020
Initial – administrative AGM Friday 20th November 2020 8.30pm start Present and apologies. Fixture list 2021. 2. NETS. 3. Captain’s report. 4. Vice captain’s report. 5. Treasurer’s report 7. Secretary’s […]
AGM minutes 2019
AGM 2019 – Friday 1st November 2019 kindly hosted at Ben’s workshop We met at 7, and began proceedings at 7.30pm. Welcome to the 32nd annual general shout-a-thon! 0. Present […]
Fixtures for 2020
another sterling set of Sunday fixtures are now available on our website at https://mightygreys.com/fixtures/ Many thanks to Alex for all his efforts with this – what a lucky club we […]
Nets are booked! Mondays 8-9pm at the county ground from 11th November
Just a reminder that nets are booked for Mondays 8-9pm at the county ground starting on 11th November. No nets on xmas day (but we think there are nets on […]
TMGs AGM date set: Friday 1st November
hi all, just to confirm that the mighty greys AGM 2019 is set for Friday 1st November 2019 – this year kindly hosted by Ben’s workshop (if you don’t know where […]
TMGs vs Luppitt 16th June 2019 by Biff Line
A drizzly Luppitt welcomed the double hungover and somewhat bedraggled looking Greys in the now accustomed way. By thrashing them. Though it cannot be doubted that the Luppitteers are ageing […]
TMGs vs Horley 21st April 2019 by Biff Lineo
HILARITY Scene: HQ, 9pm Sunday, a group of slightly dishevelled men converse in the corner. Dunc: What media will you be employing for the match report Biff? QB: Medium. Dunc: […]
Chairman Terry’s 19 for 2019
How many of these will happen this season Greysmen? Chairman Terry’s 19 for 2019 1 EO hits his first ever six for TMG or scores the 78 runs he needs […]
Fixtures for 2019
Fixtures 2019…(many thanks to Alex for his sterling work as usual!!) 21st Apr Horley 1.30pm a 28th Apr Hartfield 1.30pm a 5th May Jevington 1.30pm a 12th May Twineham […]
TMGs AGM 2018 at Alex’s house
Present: Terry, Dom, Biff, RoborBob, Ian S, Rob, Rick, Dave Chief, Ricky, Alex, Alan, Ben, Duncan (late), Jerry (very late) Apologies: Ian Wiggy, Dave Day Thanks to Alex and Kim […]
Nets start this Thursday 8-9pm at the county ground in Hove
Starting this week, nets are Thursdays 8-9pm @ Aerotron indoor school @ the county ground from 1st Nov to 20th Dec, then the same time Jan 10th to 18th April.
The Mighty Greys AGM 2018 – Friday 16th November at Alex’s house
The 2018 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 16th November at Alex’s lovely house. Meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm-ish start (I might be a few minutes late). […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 16th September 2018 by Alex Fenton
This report was going to be entirely made up of small ads (yes, Ian, a bit like your excellent Viz Top Tips), but I ran out of time….. and also […]
TMGs vs Watersfield 9th September 2018 by Rob Bob Meek
YES!, NO! WAIT! (SHIT!) That a Greysman can bend over and do an unapologetically naked fart in a dressing room full of his disbelieving teammates after a game in which […]
TMGS vs Lindfield 2nd September 2018 by Ben Newland
And the online scorecard from Lindfield: http://lindfield.play-cricket.com/website/results/3337181 Lovely Lindfield, a beautiful late summer’s day, a healthy crowd and that beguiling, voluptuous slope. As per usual for Lindfield it was time game […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 26th August 2018 by Ben Newland
“The Once in a Lifetime” match report… And you may find yourself in a pub on a hill And you may find yourself with 10 of your pals And you […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers 12th August 2018 by EO Ian Sewell
The Damp Squib The Greys rolled in to Sayers Common and the hand-held pixel-worshippers were confounded by the high cloud, good light and the near certainty of a game. Thirty […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 5th August 2018 by Dom Ashton
The year is 2048. Climate change has ravaged the planet. Rising sea levels have submerged most of coastal Europe. Only a few areas of the Earths surface remain fit for […]
TMGs vs BH Crescent 24th June 2018 by Jerry Brasher
FRIDAY : The Internet is ablaze with the stirring call of democracy as TMG’S own Gina Miller’s demand a vote on the right to do something most other people don’t […]
TMGs vs Luppitt 17th June 2018 by Biffo Line
Lovely lovely lovely Luppitt, For not doing a report I am a muppet, Hugely enjoyable cricket match, I won PSM for an overhead catch. Sorry boys but I haven’t […]
TMGS vs Sidbury 16th June 2018 by Dom AshTON!
The Pine Marten is a mysterious, some would say ‘mythical’ bird. Anthropologists have claimed that references to the winged mustelids appear in the writings, carvings and cave paintings of almost […]
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