Category Archives: match reports 2026
TMGs V Withyham – 2nd August 2026.
Taking Chavism to the Toffs…… At approximately 18.57, as the heat finally began to fade in intensity across the sun-baked Withyham CC outfield, an eerily high pitched, harrowingly aggressive crescendoed […]
TMG’s v. Littlehampton CC. 13th Sept. 2026 by Ian Sewell
TMG’s win by 60 runs With Autumnal greyness closing in, ten heroic Greysmen achieved a famous, first-ever victory against the pleasant, sociable and usually superior cricketers of Littlehampton. This joyous […]
TMGs vs Brighton and Hove Crescent CC on 20th September 2026 by Elsie Chugnugget
The Final Chapter: One Last Roll of the Dice And so, after a season of questionable shot selection, even more questionable fielding, and enough discussion over run rates to fill […]
TMG vs Chipstead & Coulsdon CC on 30 August 2026 by Elsie Chugnugget
The scorecard says 146. The pitch says otherwise. The Mighty Greys welcomed Chipstead & Coulsdon CC for our latest home fixture, played on what can only be described as the […]
TMGs vs Preston Nomads on 16th August by Clunky Hamstring
There is an oft-used expression, “it was like men against boys”, which describes a sports match where one team is much stronger, more experienced, or more physical than the losing […]
TMGs vs Petworth on 9th August 2026 by Chief
Despite much searching for a punchy intro to this match report and facing increasing pressure from my writing coach Johnny Fixtures, I will begin with the pre match pub. I […]
Tour report – TMGs vs Chittlehampton and Sidbury on 20-21st June 2016 by Johnny Fixtures
The Greys tour can raise a lot of differing emotions, from joyous anticipation to the utter dread of the 6-9 months of badgering by the older cohort who regard tour […]
TMGs vs Streat 19th July 2026 by Delbert Covill
It’s always a pleasure to play at Streat. A majestic setting, a wonderful pitch and a fast outfield….and only 20 minutes away! A superb day for cricket too. Not too […]
TMGs vs the Wellington on 12 July 2026 by Louis C
Mighty Greys Match Report: Chaos, Controversy & Composure Prevail There are games where everyone remembers the cricket. There are games where everyone remembers the arguments. This week’s fixture somehow managed […]
TMGs vs Amberley on 5th July 2026 by Bumbo Dombo
Whatever happened in cricket this week was always going to be overshadowed by the retirement announcement from one of the game’s truly great all-rounders. The nation, still in a state […]
TMGs vs Plumpton CC on 28 June 2026 by Louis C
The Mighty Greys returned to winning ways in emphatic fashion on Sunday, producing a performance that combined brutal batting, disciplined bowling and just enough middle aged athleticism to keep the […]
TMGs vs Bodle Street on 14th July 2026 by Biff “10k runs” Line
On Sunday I reached 10,000 runs for the Greys and we enjoyed a great day’s cricket beating a strong Bodle St side in the last over. Ale was taken, a […]
TMGs vs Pathfinder on 31 May 2026 by Terry Burgess
Early on in the Second World War, ensuring the RAF’s bombs were hitting their target effectively became a serious problem, with huge numbers missing their target. To overcome this, Bomber Command created a […]
TMGs vs Fletching on May 24th by Double D
Sunday 18.52 “It was sat there waiting to be smashed” Greys all out, we lose Rewind Friday 20.45 “Fuck me, 45 minutes into Emma’s party and only one person here. […]
TMGs vs Hartfield on 17th May 2026 by Jerry Brasher
Well, I don’t know, I don’t know where to begin…. as the mighty LCD Soundsystem once sang ; a great song but not a good basis for a match report! […]
TMGs vs Twineham (and Wineham) on 10 May by Biff Line
Grass. Lovely fresh natural beautiful useful abundant aromatic joy-giving grass. From its historic importance in making us a rich country through wool to its ubiquitous presence in our lives and […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park on 26th April 2026 by Ben Newland
I have done a placeholder match summary for Buxted Park. Full match report to follow. Game:Buxted Park vs the Mighty Greys Date: 26/4/26 Game format: 35 over Win/Lose Weather: Warm […]
TMGs vs The London Unity on 19th April 2026
After a little shall we, shan’t we? and then some can we, can’t we?, TMGs first game of the season was finally agreed on and arranged at the beautifully appointed Temple Grove cricket […]
