TMGs vs Horley (again) 1st October 2017 by Duncan Edwards
Special Investigation: The Horley Papers The Horley Papers is a special investigation by the Greys and 95 media partners worldwide into a leak of 13.4m files from two offshore service […]
Category Archives: match reports 2017
TMGs vs Lindfield (again) 24th September 2017 by Ben Newland.
OI! YOU! YES YOU!!!!! COME ON THEN!!!! I’LL *\@5}&^1* HAVE YOU!!!!!!! It’s the LINDFIELD, Ben Stokes inspired, AGGGGRO!!!! Match report. (Disclaimer: In reality this game was played in a good […]
TMGs vs Balcombe 17th September 2017 by Alan Gallagher
With three games remaining in the season, and the Greys finding themselves one down in their win loss ratio, TMG arrived at Balcombe looking to even things up. The day […]
TMGs vs Poynings 10th September 2017 by Rik Flynn (AUDIO2!)
MC HAT-RICK (feat. FIDDY RUNS) The ‘DIFFICULT SECOND’ Match Report POYNINGS vs. TMGs Here it is, the final hip-hop match report I will ever do (I promise). Yes, there are […]
TMGs vs Lindfield 4th September, 2017 by Duncan Edwards
Wet and wild at Lindfield The Mighty Geys arrived at a grey and overcast Lindfield missing a key character. With rain forecast for later, El Capitan and his Lindfield opposite […]
TMGS vs Ifield 27th August 2017 by Alan Galagher
In a first for the Greys, the cancellation of the scheduled Sunday game saw a hastily arranged fixture taking place on a Monday, against new opposition, in the form of […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 20th August 2017 by Biff Line
Good game, good game! After turning down the opportunity to play last man stand, one hand one bounce, no lb’s, French cricket in favour of proper cricket the Greys were […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (part two) 13th August 2017 by Terry Burgess.
No one teaches you how to deal with this…Y’know…Anno Domini…Tempus Fugit. That kind of stuff. First your body goes, especially your eyes. Like right now. Watching the boys at Edgbaston […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 6th August 2017 by Ricky Southon
Hallo, so here we are at Isfield to play W G Gracefully in the glorious Sussex country side, home of the Isley brothers ( fake news) the M G’s won […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (Part One) 30th July 2017 by Terry Burgess
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
TMGs vs Denton 9th July 2017 by Biff Line
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
TMGS vs Southwater 2nd July 2017 by Dom Ashton.
Everyone’s got their little stories. The notable happenings and accomplishments you gather over time. If you’re lucky you have friends, colleagues and partners who tolerate your endless re-visiting of how […]
TMGs vs Brighton & Hove Crescent 25th June 2017 by Alan Gallagher
Having returned from their annual warm weather training camp in the heart of Devon, The Mighty Greys found themselves in the familiar setting of Horsdean recreational ground, ready to commence […]
TMGs vs Luppitt – on tour! Sunday 18th June 2017 by Dave Day
The Greysman Formerly Known as Jerry. By DD. After the sickening scenes from the Saturday tour game (seeing Dom running around the pitch to work up – oh yeah, and […]
TMGs vs Sidbury 17th June 2017 by Dave “chiefy” Mchugh.
The Game that Chiefy Forgot. They say that some things are worth the wait, well that’s bullshit but anyway here in my own handwriting are the events of a fateful […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park 11th June 2017 by Dom Ashton
The official version of this match report has unfortunately been delayed. In accordance with Mighty Greys policy all official versions of match reports are written on goat skin but, due […]
TMGs vs Brunswick Village 4th June 2017 by Jerry Brasher
To win the PSM is a great honour for any Greysman ( or woman ) and to win it with a unanimous vote is one of the highlights of any […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding and Bramber 28th May 2017 by Duncan Edwards .007
All eyes were on the weather forecast as The Mighty Greys (TMGs) made their way out to Upper Beeding. The Met. Office promising downpours of biblical proportions at some point […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 21st May 2017 by ‘Evil’ Ben Redfern
Public service announcement for the Greys: Following comrade Hatrick’s sickeningly brilliant report last week I feel it is my duty to recalibrate everyone’s expectations – so here’s mine: Well OK, […]
TMGs vs Twineham 14th May 2017 by Rik Flynn (audio!)
RUN TMG – The Ultimate Showdown (feat. DJ Hat Rick and emcee Throbbin’ Toe). (CAUTION EXPLICIT) As Biffo and the other skip amble to the square I’m pretty sure […]
TMG vs Colemans Hatch 7th May 2017 by Dom Ashton
(The Mighty) Greys Anatomy. A troupe of impeccably coiffured, unreasonably beautiful American doctors scan the scene that confronts them in the South Wing of The Constant Service Emergency Medical Unit. […]
TMGS vs Hartfield 30th April 2017 by Dom Ashton
Its a well-worn trope of the comedy-action movie genre; a hapless hero who, during the inevitable fight-scene, manages to vanquish a number of more highly-trained and dangerous enemies through a […]
TMGs vs Horley 23rd April, 2017 by Alan Gallagher
The 23rd of April saw the start of a new season for The Mighty Greys, and brought new opposition in the shape of Horley. The Greys batted first on what […]
