TMGs vs Balcombe 21st September 2014 by Terry Burgess (in for Joggi)
The Missing Balcombe Match Report What usually happens is that we start the season well – everyone is available, Robbie and Rikki have had a winter to rest up their […]
The Missing Balcombe Match Report What usually happens is that we start the season well – everyone is available, Robbie and Rikki have had a winter to rest up their […]
Due to the increase in professionalism of match reports I would like to return us to the heady days of crap, ungrammatical badly spolt affairs with the added bonus of […]
CATTY BAT GOES BATTY IN ‘SMARMY SPINNER’ RAGE MELTDOWN… SOLAR ECLISPSE AS WEEBLE APPEAL BLOCKS OUT SUN… JERRY PUTS MUFF FIRMLY BEFORE MATES IN PREMATURE DEPARTURE PRIORITY SHOCKER… KIM-JONG UN […]
The Hammerwood spring is quelled. “Skippering the Greys is very much like making love to a beautiful woman: you’ve got to organise a place for it to happen; ensure all […]
A warm August Sunday afternoon , a church bell sounds , occasional swarms of mods buzz past on their way to Brighton and Watts Cookin’ play a rocking set at […]
Arrested Decline and Fall. Match Report: The Mighty Greys C.C. vs. Warninglid C.C. By Otto von Abysmal. The Mighty Greys are a team of ageing non-athletes, who for years have […]
Decline and Fall. Match Report: The Mighty Greys C.C. vs. Selmeston & Alciston C.C. By Otto von Abysmal. The Mighty Greys, a team of ageing non-athletes, who for years have […]
Having foolishly spurned Alby Day’s advice to call heads the Greys skipper duly lost the toss and was asked to bat . Padding up alone in the pavilion it slowly […]
Ansty 27th July 2014. Dear Del, Alex and Jerry, Doncha just think it’s fab the way we talk to each other every week, with the rest of the world looking […]
TMG vs. Streat & Westmeston CC Sunday XI Consultant’s Report Executive Summary Streat won the toss and decided to field. TMG 201 for 9 (45 overs). Streat 203 for 8 […]
TMG vs Lindfield, The Sequel. It was another glorious day as the greys arrived for the second game of the two match mini-series against Lindfield CC. The previous week had […]
Match Report: The Mighty Greys C.C. vs. Lindfield C.C. By John, aged 22¾ years. When my Dad first asked if I wanted to play on Sunday i was a bit […]
To Ansty. No Jerry, no Del, no EO, no Ricky, a crippled Robbie H… and, oh for a third umpire! This time last year we apparently numbered 12 on arrival […]
An Adventure with Biffo the Bear & The Grumpy Cowboy. “Yippee!” cried Biffo as he lept from his bed, it was a sunny Sunday morning and that meant he was […]
“Cricket is a team game played by individuals” – Geoff Boycott. The seventh annual Metro Man Festival of Mind, Body and Spirit rolled up the ramp into Luppitt and found […]
Match report v Sidbury. TOUR WE BAT JERRY R/O ANGRY BIFF GRAFT DEL CLASS DD ILL BUT GOOD BEN VITAL RUNS 158@T 2R’S OPEN UNLUCKY 1 EACH EO BACK2BEST WITH […]
The sun beat down as we approached our destination, the piercing blue sky streaked with sinuous cirrus clouds whisked into feather shapes by the high altitude winds of the English […]
Fearful of the Warning Lid. There was a whiff of expectation in the air as we arrive in the pub on yet another bright, hot, sunny day. Forest Row last […]
300. To some, a figure that conjures thoughts of heroic Spartans defying the odds in ancient Greece. For the Mighty Greys, it will spark memories of a rout at Wivelsfield […]
Run-cha-a-ase….everybody loves a run-cha-a-ase. 3.23 runs per over. Good cricket wicket, lovely sunshine. No problems. We arrived in the boozer – almost all us uncharacteristically early, to bask in the […]
Destination Twineham, weather suspect, pitch plastic. Not words to inspire those amongst us eagerly longing for a day’s riveting cricket… Wet and windy The Mighty Greys arrived at a blowy, […]
The game at Warninglid approached with mixed feelings for those of us who take any notice of the emails from that hard working Professor of bat grips, bicycle frames and […]
TMG vs Hartfield 27th April 2014 It was the first game of the season, and unsurprisingly it was pissing it down in Brighton. Still, undeterred (well, a little deterred) the Mighty Greys […]