TMGs vs Littlehampton 25th September 2022 by Double Dee
Car tzaring… Dom’s broken bail… Our replacements in the pub?… Robur Putin… A scoreboard and a fence… The scoreboard and a fence sometime later… Littlehampton scorebook – innings 1 TMGs […]
Car tzaring… Dom’s broken bail… Our replacements in the pub?… Robur Putin… A scoreboard and a fence… The scoreboard and a fence sometime later… Littlehampton scorebook – innings 1 TMGs […]
“Go shorty, it’s ya birthday, We gon’ party like it’s ya birthday” Not my words, but the words of swollen rapper and cultural icon, one Mr 50 ‘fiddy’ Cent. And […]
Warnings of extreme temperatures had been exaggerated as the Mighty Greys travelled to the foot of the Downs to play long-time opponents Streat and Westmeston. The ground looked a picture […]
TREASURE ISLAND click here for the pdf book version of this story! A short story by Robert Louis Meek n’ son LOCKDOWN EDITION 2019 Why did the pirates have to […]
Having leapt out of bed like salmon to the smell of a fine breakfast, The Mighty Greys trundled through the majestic Devon countryside to their final match of the ’22 […]
The Truth is out There … …. We open the secret files and uncover the shocking evidence, photographs and first-hand witness statements in relation to the now largely, legendary almost […]
Hartfield and the North It wouldn’t be right to say that James Joyce had a single writing style. Each chapter of Ulysses, for example, deliberately uses a different prose style […]
Bereft of anything whatsoever conceivably recognisable as inspiration, I am left literarily in the bitter cold of the dark outside. Stark naked and shrivelling both inside and out, exiled in […]
Nets: what’s the fucking point……………off to the picturesque Angmering for game three of the season and the first game for your humble scribe. The journey West was eventful (and I […]
The Record Breaking Upper Beeding Match Report [Intro Music] Record Breaker!If you’re the tallest, the smallest, if you beat them all,If you’re the fattest, the thinnest, if you always win,If […]
Easter Sunday and The Mighty Greys marked the start of the new season in the now traditional way with Biff standing by a white picket fence handing out pairs of […]
1. Present and apologies Present: Robor, Alex, Terry, Biffo, Hatrick, Duncan, Jerry, Dan H, QB, EO, Dan Cope, Dom, Rob H, Chiefy, Dave Day, Del (16 – a new record?) […]
They’re Going Down! All the runners, riders and form from this year’s PSM Match Reportage. Don’t sit there dumbly when the voting begins! Here are all the memory-joggers and top-tips […]
THE LONG LOST LAST MATCH REPORT…………. Found in a dark , dank ,smelly cave like area next to the social area of the ancient people’s TMG’erectus HQium some ancient scrolls […]
TMG’s v Cutters Choice 12th September 2021. Greys lose by 31 runs (citation needed) Today let’s take a look at fun facts about the number 31! As you will see […]
TMG v Mayfield Sunday 5th September. Lovely place Mayfield, very picturesque, with a pavilion that wouldn’t look out of place on an alpine ski slope. Wood panelled changing room for […]
The Headliners @ Colemans Hatch – Sunday 29th August 2021. Things that I can remember about Sunday The captain posting on WhatsApp that he wasn’t fit and we were, therefore, […]
Rustington Match Report. The things one has to do these days to get PSM. After the unfortunate incident involving the ball and my nose, I feel a full risk assessment […]
A statistical analysis of winning factors and dynamic match prediction for the Mighty Greys vs Cuckfield CC. Delberto Covillo1 1Universidad de los Poderosos Grises First Submitted: 30th July, 2021. Accepted: […]
TMG’s versus Littlehampton C.C. , 4th July 2021 by Ian. (please, click on the data-lite music clips to enhance your enjoyment of reading my report) Start spreadin’ the news, …., […]
Sunday 30th May, 2021 – The Constant Service Beer Garden – 9pm start The time finally came for the mighty greys AGM – part 2 – the awards ceremony! and […]
AGM 2019 – Friday 1st November 2019 kindly hosted at Ben’s workshop We met at 7, and began proceedings at 7.30pm. Welcome to the 32nd annual general shout-a-thon! 0. Present […]
another sterling set of Sunday fixtures are now available on our website at https://mightygreys.com/fixtures/ Many thanks to Alex for all his efforts with this – what a lucky club we […]
Just a reminder that nets are booked for Mondays 8-9pm at the county ground starting on 11th November. No nets on xmas day (but we think there are nets on […]
hi all, just to confirm that the mighty greys AGM 2019 is set for Friday 1st November 2019 – this year kindly hosted by Ben’s workshop (if you don’t know where […]
A drizzly Luppitt welcomed the double hungover and somewhat bedraggled looking Greys in the now accustomed way. By thrashing them. Though it cannot be doubted that the Luppitteers are ageing […]
HILARITY Scene: HQ, 9pm Sunday, a group of slightly dishevelled men converse in the corner. Dunc: What media will you be employing for the match report Biff? QB: Medium. Dunc: […]
How many of these will happen this season Greysmen? Chairman Terry’s 19 for 2019 1 EO hits his first ever six for TMG or scores the 78 runs he needs […]
Fixtures 2019…(many thanks to Alex for his sterling work as usual!!) 21st Apr Horley 1.30pm a 28th Apr Hartfield 1.30pm a 5th May Jevington 1.30pm a 12th May Twineham […]
Present: Terry, Dom, Biff, RoborBob, Ian S, Rob, Rick, Dave Chief, Ricky, Alex, Alan, Ben, Duncan (late), Jerry (very late) Apologies: Ian Wiggy, Dave Day Thanks to Alex and Kim […]
This report was going to be entirely made up of small ads (yes, Ian, a bit like your excellent Viz Top Tips), but I ran out of time….. and also […]
YES!, NO! WAIT! (SHIT!) That a Greysman can bend over and do an unapologetically naked fart in a dressing room full of his disbelieving teammates after a game in which […]
And the online scorecard from Lindfield: http://lindfield.play-cricket.com/website/results/3337181 Lovely Lindfield, a beautiful late summer’s day, a healthy crowd and that beguiling, voluptuous slope. As per usual for Lindfield it was time game […]
“The Once in a Lifetime” match report… And you may find yourself in a pub on a hill And you may find yourself with 10 of your pals And you […]
The year is 2048. Climate change has ravaged the planet. Rising sea levels have submerged most of coastal Europe. Only a few areas of the Earths surface remain fit for […]
FRIDAY : The Internet is ablaze with the stirring call of democracy as TMG’S own Gina Miller’s demand a vote on the right to do something most other people don’t […]
Lovely lovely lovely Luppitt, For not doing a report I am a muppet, Hugely enjoyable cricket match, I won PSM for an overhead catch. Sorry boys but I haven’t […]
The Pine Marten is a mysterious, some would say ‘mythical’ bird. Anthropologists have claimed that references to the winged mustelids appear in the writings, carvings and cave paintings of almost […]
Men in white shirts. Within Buxted Deer Park lies one of the most picturesque cricket fields in England. Formed in 1867 The Buxted Park Cricket Club play on a wicket […]
Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. That’s right. Don’t fuck with the mighty greys. It was a hot day, about as hot as a bowl of Dirty Mac’s Mac n […]
Upper Beeding 298-9 (40 overs) TMGs 171-9 (40 overs) Ashton 55, Gallagher 42* Upper Beeding won by 127 runs It was one of those days. “I’m going to the shop, […]
And so we move on in the list to Warninglid. Only Staplefield, Twineham and Streat predate this fixture in Greys short, but very notable history. Meet up at the Constant […]
The mighty greys played away at Twineham, won the toss and decided to bat first-an, biff and rick got us off to a good un, Nice to play on artificial […]
Mighty Greys Podcast:
After the summer day of cricket last week it was back to the wooly hats for the Greys at Hartfield. The pitch was so sodden it was deemed to be […]
A day of firsts and from what I’ve been told, not firsts. My first match for TMGS, My first catch for TMGS, (no this report will not be in rhyming […]
now that the sponsorship deals are done and the intensive winter training regime is coming to a close, Sir Alex Fentonadon has published his latest fixtures masterpiece for the coming […]
hi all, just a reminder that nets will be starting again this coming Monday up at the BACA nets at Falmer between 9-10pm. These will run up until March 5th […]
Agenda FOR TMGs AGM 2017 at Alex’s house Present and apologies. Terry, Rob, Zack, Dom, Ben Newland, Biff, Rik, Tim, Alex, Jerry, Richard Partridge, Del,Ricky+1 (late). Apologies from: Dave Day, Wiggo, […]
hi all, a gentle nudge to quietly reflect on what happened this year in the lead up to our annual genial meeting. Of course this is a warm, fuzzy, nostalgic […]