TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (Part One) 30th July 2017 by Terry Burgess
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
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TMGs vs Denton 9th July 2017 by Biff Line
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
TMGS vs Southwater 2nd July 2017 by Dom Ashton.
Everyone’s got their little stories. The notable happenings and accomplishments you gather over time. If you’re lucky you have friends, colleagues and partners who tolerate your endless re-visiting of how […]
TMGs vs Brighton & Hove Crescent 25th June 2017 by Alan Gallagher
Having returned from their annual warm weather training camp in the heart of Devon, The Mighty Greys found themselves in the familiar setting of Horsdean recreational ground, ready to commence […]
TMGs vs Luppitt – on tour! Sunday 18th June 2017 by Dave Day
The Greysman Formerly Known as Jerry. By DD. After the sickening scenes from the Saturday tour game (seeing Dom running around the pitch to work up – oh yeah, and […]
TMGs vs Sidbury 17th June 2017 by Dave “chiefy” Mchugh.
The Game that Chiefy Forgot. They say that some things are worth the wait, well that’s bullshit but anyway here in my own handwriting are the events of a fateful […]
TMGs vs Buxted Park 11th June 2017 by Dom Ashton
The official version of this match report has unfortunately been delayed. In accordance with Mighty Greys policy all official versions of match reports are written on goat skin but, due […]
TMGs vs Brunswick Village 4th June 2017 by Jerry Brasher
To win the PSM is a great honour for any Greysman ( or woman ) and to win it with a unanimous vote is one of the highlights of any […]
TMGs vs Upper Beeding and Bramber 28th May 2017 by Duncan Edwards .007
All eyes were on the weather forecast as The Mighty Greys (TMGs) made their way out to Upper Beeding. The Met. Office promising downpours of biblical proportions at some point […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice 21st May 2017 by ‘Evil’ Ben Redfern
Public service announcement for the Greys: Following comrade Hatrick’s sickeningly brilliant report last week I feel it is my duty to recalibrate everyone’s expectations – so here’s mine: Well OK, […]
TMGs vs Twineham 14th May 2017 by Rik Flynn (audio!)
RUN TMG – The Ultimate Showdown (feat. DJ Hat Rick and emcee Throbbin’ Toe). (CAUTION EXPLICIT) As Biffo and the other skip amble to the square I’m pretty sure […]
TMG vs Colemans Hatch 7th May 2017 by Dom Ashton
(The Mighty) Greys Anatomy. A troupe of impeccably coiffured, unreasonably beautiful American doctors scan the scene that confronts them in the South Wing of The Constant Service Emergency Medical Unit. […]
TMGS vs Hartfield 30th April 2017 by Dom Ashton
Its a well-worn trope of the comedy-action movie genre; a hapless hero who, during the inevitable fight-scene, manages to vanquish a number of more highly-trained and dangerous enemies through a […]
TMGs vs Horley 23rd April, 2017 by Alan Gallagher
The 23rd of April saw the start of a new season for The Mighty Greys, and brought new opposition in the shape of Horley. The Greys batted first on what […]
TMGs vs Angmering 25th September 2016 by Dom Ashton
The Mighty Greys vs Angmering 25/09/16. I haven’t slept for days. I’ve started biting my nails and if there was any I could grab hold of I’m sure I’d be […]
TMGs vs Balcombe 18th September 2016 by Ricky Southon
Yes the match report…Balcombe come fraggle rock! From the sublime to the Rickydickulous!!! Anyway… Had a good start did those mighty Greys’s with the opening gambit of batting! ( who won […]
TMGs vs Arundel 11th September 2016 By Dom Ashton
The Mighty Greys vs Arundel 11/09/16 A Screenplay by Guy Ritchie ACT 1 INT. THE CONSTANT SERVICE – 12pm – Eleven Roguish men sit around a table in a pub. […]
TMGs vs Poynings 4th September 2016: Never a Cross Word by BOTH Terry Burgess and Alex Fenton!
Never a Cross Word… click here to download a printer friendly version of this crossword Cryptic Across 1 & 23 Terry saw them in Swansea in 1977, about article I removed from […]
TMGs vs Staplefield 21st August 2016 by Alan Gallagher
Sunday the 21st saw the latest instalment of a classic heritage fixture The Mighty Greys™ verses Staplefield. The skip won the toss and elected to bat first, but the […]
TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers 7th August 2016 by Ben Newland
With a weary Biff having just stepped off a long haul flight, an unexpected 3rd act of the Newland Captaincy story was occasioned with the usual skip taking a back […]
TMGs vs Warninglid 14th August 2016 by Zack Dykes
The Square Cut It was a lovely sunny day; just like last Sunday, and the Sunday before that. We set off from HQ in high spirits, listening to the Stepkids, […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 31st July 2016 by Ian Sewell
Do ya think I’m Sixty! As I watch the lights of Seaford fade into the blackness and feel the sickening lurch of the piss-soaked hulk, I realise I am sailing. […]
TMGs vs Ansty 24th July 2016 by Ibrahim Azami
Match between the Mighty Greys and Ansty – with Biff and Jerry missing we were not confident at all, and having won the toss our replacement captain (Ben Newland) decided […]
TMGs vs Streat & Westmeston CC 17th July 2016 by Ian Sewell
TMGs vs Denton 3rd July 2016 by Ben Newland
With Britain a rudderless power vacuum in the wake of an outish EU referendum, it’s political elite having emitted a collective “Dunno mate, anyway, I’m off yeah”, the Mighty Greys […]
TMGs vs Bodle St 26th June 2016 by Alan Galagher
It was the Greys annual trip into the deepest darkest regions of Sussex for our most countrified game of the season. With the Greys having been denied by the weather […]
TMGs vs Brighton and Hove Crescent 19th June 2016 by Robbie Hoare
How many words do cricketers have for rain? Brighton & Hove Crescent at Horsdean, weatherman said sun, he was half right but more of that later. Not sure who won […]
TMGs vs Luppitt (tour) 12th June 2016 by Dom Ashton
We stood on top of a hill. Somehow both bathed in sunshine and rain. The Pine Martens swooped and circled overhead – not a grey squirrel in sight. To be […]
TMGs vs Sidbury (tour) 11th June by Ben Newland
Eat, Play, Rave, Repeat! So there was like, this house party and it was kicking off, and the music was banging and there was this freaky weird sound system with […]
TMGs vs Brunswick Village 5th June 2016 by Alex Fenton.
And so, my patient friends, to the villagers of Brunswick, our perennial pre tour match. There was a change of venue this year as we extended our range of Beedings, […]
TMGs vs Buxted park 29th May 2016 by Alan Gallagher
The 29th of May saw the inaugural matchup between the world’s greatest cricket team, The Mighty Greys, and Buxted Park. The day started well enough, the weather was warm and […]
TMGs vs Bramber and Beeding 22nd May 2016 by Ibrahim Azami
Match between the Mighty Greys and Beeding – though the Sun did not shine as brightly as we anticipated, our spirits were high. Having won the toss, we decided to […]
TMGs vs Cutter’s Choice – 15th May 2016 by Alan Gallagher
After the previous week’s glorious victory over old enemies Twineham, The Mighty Greys™ were looking to continue their unbeaten start to the season at a cool, windy East Brighton park. […]
TMGs vs Twineham 8th May 2016 by Dom Ashton
DOMINANT BOWLING DISPLAY DOES FOR TWINEHAM AS GREYS GET THEIR DAY IN THE SUN. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and eleven mighty Greysmen strutted into the metropolis […]
TMGs vs Coleman’s Hatch – 1st May 2016 by Alex Fenton
It was game two and pastures new for our merry band of Greysmen. We were playing a match at Colemans Hatch, and that’s quite enough of that, thank you.As we […]
TMGs vs Harfield 24th April 2016 – by Jerry Brasher
Ahhhhhhh, the new season commenced at the beautifully appointed ground at Hartfield and ten white clad Greysmen took to the field followed by the Greys maverick fashion guru Terry “Zoolander”Burgess […]
TMGs vs Balcombe 20th September 2015 – by Zac Dykes.
After enduring what seemed like weeks of torrential rain, and the Shadow’s endless Autumn Fashion Tips, the Grey’s were blessed with a glorious sunny day for the last match of […]
TMGs vs Arundel 13th September 2015 by Alan Galagher
It was the penultimate game of the year for The Mighty Greys, and the long season had obviously taken its toll on the team. With only seven regular Greysmen available […]
TMGs vs Hammerwood 30th August 2015 by Jerry Brasher
Off to Hammerwood a team who seem to have improved as TMG’s have ( shall we say ) hit a small dip on their way to world domination . Fielding […]
TMG versus Warninglid – 16th August 2015 by Ian Sewell
TMG versus Warninglid. 16th August 2015 It’s Now or Never! (by Ian Sewell and Eduardo Di Capua) Listen to the match report by clicking the play button below…turn your speakers […]
TMGs vs Selmeston 9th August 2015 – by Zack Dykes
Selmeston – The Chickening. It was a much improved team that took to the field on that beautiful blistering hot day. The air was still and peaceful, punctuated by the lowing of cattle and […]
TMGs vs WG Gracefully 2nd August 2015 by Biff Line
The tiny screen comes to life to show an expanse of brown dusty uneven ground , the date in the corner shows 02/08/2040 . Audio kicks in. “Well this was […]
TMGs vs Streat 19th July 2015 by Alex Fenton
A substantial reward has been offered for any information leading to the discovery of the whereabouts of The Greys CC, or The Mighty Greys as they are also known. They […]
TMGs vs Lindfield 12th July 2015 by Biffo Line
In response to a couple of enquirers after the game i was able to report in a short text . Lost , got 146 , bloke Zac dropped second ball […]
TMGs Vs Denton 5th July 2015 by Terry Burgess
The Mighty Greys took the field at Denton, near Newhaven, with Alan and Robbie, our new opening pair, bowling well but wicketlessly on a damp but drying wicket. Wearing his […]
TMGs vs Bodle St 28th June 2015 by Alex Fenton
The Alan Spring Another week another captain, this time it was the turn of Alan “Er…..I suppose I could do it” Gallagher, thrust into the limelight through a general apathy […]
TMGs vs Brighton and Hove Crescent 20th June 2015 by Alex Fenton
Nonsense and Insensibility- with apologies to Jane Austen. It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a Greysman in possession of the good fortune to have been on tour, must be […]
TMGs vs Luppitt – TOUR – Sunday 14th June 2015 by EO – Ian Sewell
The Muppets of Luppit The Mighty Greys v. Luppit Luppit win by 5 wickets If you have read the previous episode of this turgid melodrama you will understand that the […]
TMGs vs Sidbury – TOUR – 13th June 2015 by QB Ben Newland
The second weekend of June marks the Mighty Greys annual mid-season pilgrimage to a holistic wellbeing retreat, this year’s taking place on an organic edible flower farm in bucolic East […]
TMGs vs Brunswick Village 7th June 2015 by Alan Galagher
On the best day of the year so far for cricket The Mighty Greys faced old foes Brunswick Village at the as always glorious St James ground. This was the […]
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