TMGs vs Southwick Wanderers (Part One) 30th July 2017 by Terry Burgess
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
Everyone’s got their little stories. The notable happenings and accomplishments you gather over time. If you’re lucky you have friends, colleagues and partners who tolerate your endless re-visiting of how […]
Having returned from their annual warm weather training camp in the heart of Devon, The Mighty Greys found themselves in the familiar setting of Horsdean recreational ground, ready to commence […]
The Greysman Formerly Known as Jerry. By DD. After the sickening scenes from the Saturday tour game (seeing Dom running around the pitch to work up – oh yeah, and […]
The Game that Chiefy Forgot. They say that some things are worth the wait, well that’s bullshit but anyway here in my own handwriting are the events of a fateful […]
The official version of this match report has unfortunately been delayed. In accordance with Mighty Greys policy all official versions of match reports are written on goat skin but, due […]
To win the PSM is a great honour for any Greysman ( or woman ) and to win it with a unanimous vote is one of the highlights of any […]
All eyes were on the weather forecast as The Mighty Greys (TMGs) made their way out to Upper Beeding. The Met. Office promising downpours of biblical proportions at some point […]
Public service announcement for the Greys: Following comrade Hatrick’s sickeningly brilliant report last week I feel it is my duty to recalibrate everyone’s expectations – so here’s mine: Well OK, […]
RUN TMG – The Ultimate Showdown (feat. DJ Hat Rick and emcee Throbbin’ Toe). (CAUTION EXPLICIT) As Biffo and the other skip amble to the square I’m pretty sure […]
(The Mighty) Greys Anatomy. A troupe of impeccably coiffured, unreasonably beautiful American doctors scan the scene that confronts them in the South Wing of The Constant Service Emergency Medical Unit. […]
Its a well-worn trope of the comedy-action movie genre; a hapless hero who, during the inevitable fight-scene, manages to vanquish a number of more highly-trained and dangerous enemies through a […]
The 23rd of April saw the start of a new season for The Mighty Greys, and brought new opposition in the shape of Horley. The Greys batted first on what […]
The Mighty Greys vs Angmering 25/09/16. I haven’t slept for days. I’ve started biting my nails and if there was any I could grab hold of I’m sure I’d be […]
Yes the match report…Balcombe come fraggle rock! From the sublime to the Rickydickulous!!! Anyway… Had a good start did those mighty Greys’s with the opening gambit of batting! ( who won […]
The Mighty Greys vs Arundel 11/09/16 A Screenplay by Guy Ritchie ACT 1 INT. THE CONSTANT SERVICE – 12pm – Eleven Roguish men sit around a table in a pub. […]
Never a Cross Word… click here to download a printer friendly version of this crossword Cryptic Across 1 & 23 Terry saw them in Swansea in 1977, about article I removed from […]
Sunday the 21st saw the latest instalment of a classic heritage fixture The Mighty Greys™ verses Staplefield. The skip won the toss and elected to bat first, but the […]
With a weary Biff having just stepped off a long haul flight, an unexpected 3rd act of the Newland Captaincy story was occasioned with the usual skip taking a back […]
The Square Cut It was a lovely sunny day; just like last Sunday, and the Sunday before that. We set off from HQ in high spirits, listening to the Stepkids, […]
Do ya think I’m Sixty! As I watch the lights of Seaford fade into the blackness and feel the sickening lurch of the piss-soaked hulk, I realise I am sailing. […]
Match between the Mighty Greys and Ansty – with Biff and Jerry missing we were not confident at all, and having won the toss our replacement captain (Ben Newland) decided […]
With Britain a rudderless power vacuum in the wake of an outish EU referendum, it’s political elite having emitted a collective “Dunno mate, anyway, I’m off yeah”, the Mighty Greys […]
It was the Greys annual trip into the deepest darkest regions of Sussex for our most countrified game of the season. With the Greys having been denied by the weather […]
How many words do cricketers have for rain? Brighton & Hove Crescent at Horsdean, weatherman said sun, he was half right but more of that later. Not sure who won […]
We stood on top of a hill. Somehow both bathed in sunshine and rain. The Pine Martens swooped and circled overhead – not a grey squirrel in sight. To be […]
Eat, Play, Rave, Repeat! So there was like, this house party and it was kicking off, and the music was banging and there was this freaky weird sound system with […]
And so, my patient friends, to the villagers of Brunswick, our perennial pre tour match. There was a change of venue this year as we extended our range of Beedings, […]
The 29th of May saw the inaugural matchup between the world’s greatest cricket team, The Mighty Greys, and Buxted Park. The day started well enough, the weather was warm and […]
Match between the Mighty Greys and Beeding – though the Sun did not shine as brightly as we anticipated, our spirits were high. Having won the toss, we decided to […]
After the previous week’s glorious victory over old enemies Twineham, The Mighty Greys™ were looking to continue their unbeaten start to the season at a cool, windy East Brighton park. […]
DOMINANT BOWLING DISPLAY DOES FOR TWINEHAM AS GREYS GET THEIR DAY IN THE SUN. The sun was shining, the birds were singing and eleven mighty Greysmen strutted into the metropolis […]
It was game two and pastures new for our merry band of Greysmen. We were playing a match at Colemans Hatch, and that’s quite enough of that, thank you.As we […]
Ahhhhhhh, the new season commenced at the beautifully appointed ground at Hartfield and ten white clad Greysmen took to the field followed by the Greys maverick fashion guru Terry “Zoolander”Burgess […]
After enduring what seemed like weeks of torrential rain, and the Shadow’s endless Autumn Fashion Tips, the Grey’s were blessed with a glorious sunny day for the last match of […]
It was the penultimate game of the year for The Mighty Greys, and the long season had obviously taken its toll on the team. With only seven regular Greysmen available […]
Off to Hammerwood a team who seem to have improved as TMG’s have ( shall we say ) hit a small dip on their way to world domination . Fielding […]
TMG versus Warninglid. 16th August 2015 It’s Now or Never! (by Ian Sewell and Eduardo Di Capua) Listen to the match report by clicking the play button below…turn your speakers […]
Selmeston – The Chickening. It was a much improved team that took to the field on that beautiful blistering hot day. The air was still and peaceful, punctuated by the lowing of cattle and […]
The tiny screen comes to life to show an expanse of brown dusty uneven ground , the date in the corner shows 02/08/2040 . Audio kicks in. “Well this was […]
A substantial reward has been offered for any information leading to the discovery of the whereabouts of The Greys CC, or The Mighty Greys as they are also known. They […]
In response to a couple of enquirers after the game i was able to report in a short text . Lost , got 146 , bloke Zac dropped second ball […]
The Mighty Greys took the field at Denton, near Newhaven, with Alan and Robbie, our new opening pair, bowling well but wicketlessly on a damp but drying wicket. Wearing his […]
The Alan Spring Another week another captain, this time it was the turn of Alan “Er…..I suppose I could do it” Gallagher, thrust into the limelight through a general apathy […]
Nonsense and Insensibility- with apologies to Jane Austen. It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that a Greysman in possession of the good fortune to have been on tour, must be […]
The Muppets of Luppit The Mighty Greys v. Luppit Luppit win by 5 wickets If you have read the previous episode of this turgid melodrama you will understand that the […]
The second weekend of June marks the Mighty Greys annual mid-season pilgrimage to a holistic wellbeing retreat, this year’s taking place on an organic edible flower farm in bucolic East […]
On the best day of the year so far for cricket The Mighty Greys faced old foes Brunswick Village at the as always glorious St James ground. This was the […]