TMGS Vs Horley – 22nd April 2018 by Jon Kendall
A day of firsts and from what I’ve been told, not firsts. My first match for TMGS, My first catch for TMGS, (no this report will not be in rhyming […]
A day of firsts and from what I’ve been told, not firsts. My first match for TMGS, My first catch for TMGS, (no this report will not be in rhyming […]
now that the sponsorship deals are done and the intensive winter training regime is coming to a close, Sir Alex Fentonadon has published his latest fixtures masterpiece for the coming […]
hi all, just a reminder that nets will be starting again this coming Monday up at the BACA nets at Falmer between 9-10pm. These will run up until March 5th […]
Agenda FOR TMGs AGM 2017 at Alex’s house Present and apologies. Terry, Rob, Zack, Dom, Ben Newland, Biff, Rik, Tim, Alex, Jerry, Richard Partridge, Del,Ricky+1 (late). Apologies from: Dave Day, Wiggo, […]
hi all, a gentle nudge to quietly reflect on what happened this year in the lead up to our annual genial meeting. Of course this is a warm, fuzzy, nostalgic […]
Special Investigation: The Horley Papers The Horley Papers is a special investigation by the Greys and 95 media partners worldwide into a leak of 13.4m files from two offshore service […]
A reminder that the 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within arms […]
The 2017 Mighty Greys AGM will be held on Friday 10th November at Alex’s lovely house, meet at 6:30pm for a 7:00pm start. As it stands, nibbles will be within […]
OI! YOU! YES YOU!!!!! COME ON THEN!!!! I’LL *\@5}&^1* HAVE YOU!!!!!!! It’s the LINDFIELD, Ben Stokes inspired, AGGGGRO!!!! Match report. (Disclaimer: In reality this game was played in a good […]
With three games remaining in the season, and the Greys finding themselves one down in their win loss ratio, TMG arrived at Balcombe looking to even things up. The day […]
MC HAT-RICK (feat. FIDDY RUNS) The ‘DIFFICULT SECOND’ Match Report POYNINGS vs. TMGs Here it is, the final hip-hop match report I will ever do (I promise). Yes, there are […]
Wet and wild at Lindfield The Mighty Geys arrived at a grey and overcast Lindfield missing a key character. With rain forecast for later, El Capitan and his Lindfield opposite […]
In a first for the Greys, the cancellation of the scheduled Sunday game saw a hastily arranged fixture taking place on a Monday, against new opposition, in the form of […]
Very many thanks to all involved for the gifts, the cards, the kind words and the messages, all of which I shall treasure for the rest of my days. The […]
Good game, good game! After turning down the opportunity to play last man stand, one hand one bounce, no lb’s, French cricket in favour of proper cricket the Greys were […]
No one teaches you how to deal with this…Y’know…Anno Domini…Tempus Fugit. That kind of stuff. First your body goes, especially your eyes. Like right now. Watching the boys at Edgbaston […]
Hallo, so here we are at Isfield to play W G Gracefully in the glorious Sussex country side, home of the Isley brothers ( fake news) the M G’s won […]
After a couple blank weeks, a tussle on the greensward still seemed unlikely on Friday when Alex discovered that Ansty had better things to do than play against TMG. Shortly […]
Hahaha, well my dear old things it seems no sooner do I relieve myself of TMS duties than I am rather unceremoniously thrust into the milieu of match reporting for […]
Everyone’s got their little stories. The notable happenings and accomplishments you gather over time. If you’re lucky you have friends, colleagues and partners who tolerate your endless re-visiting of how […]
Having returned from their annual warm weather training camp in the heart of Devon, The Mighty Greys found themselves in the familiar setting of Horsdean recreational ground, ready to commence […]
The Greysman Formerly Known as Jerry. By DD. After the sickening scenes from the Saturday tour game (seeing Dom running around the pitch to work up – oh yeah, and […]
The Game that Chiefy Forgot. They say that some things are worth the wait, well that’s bullshit but anyway here in my own handwriting are the events of a fateful […]
The official version of this match report has unfortunately been delayed. In accordance with Mighty Greys policy all official versions of match reports are written on goat skin but, due […]
To win the PSM is a great honour for any Greysman ( or woman ) and to win it with a unanimous vote is one of the highlights of any […]
All eyes were on the weather forecast as The Mighty Greys (TMGs) made their way out to Upper Beeding. The Met. Office promising downpours of biblical proportions at some point […]
Public service announcement for the Greys: Following comrade Hatrick’s sickeningly brilliant report last week I feel it is my duty to recalibrate everyone’s expectations – so here’s mine: Well OK, […]
RUN TMG – The Ultimate Showdown (feat. DJ Hat Rick and emcee Throbbin’ Toe). (CAUTION EXPLICIT) As Biffo and the other skip amble to the square I’m pretty sure […]
(The Mighty) Greys Anatomy. A troupe of impeccably coiffured, unreasonably beautiful American doctors scan the scene that confronts them in the South Wing of The Constant Service Emergency Medical Unit. […]
Its a well-worn trope of the comedy-action movie genre; a hapless hero who, during the inevitable fight-scene, manages to vanquish a number of more highly-trained and dangerous enemies through a […]
The 23rd of April saw the start of a new season for The Mighty Greys, and brought new opposition in the shape of Horley. The Greys batted first on what […]
With the new season just days away, it’s time for Chairman Terry’s 17 for 2017. All numbers predate last week’s pre-season friendly. What’s your guess at the end of season […]
but if you don’t want to go through minutes again…here they all are in one package…many thanks to Zac for sending these through!
it only took me about 2 months to get around to posting this list (from when Alex sent the list to me), so my apologies all, I will update the […]
We’ve had our November nets spell, now we’re into our next booking phase which will be Mondays. Nets start again tomorrow night (Monday 5th December) and are still 8-9pm. This […]
depressed with all things democratic? down with the darker nights? crestfallen with the colder weather? well come to our November nets! starting TONIGHT 8-9pm! and carrying on for the remaining […]
Saturday 29th October 2016 at Richie Partridge’s house, 7pm meeting in pub for 7.30pm start. 1. Present and apologies. Present: Del, Tel, Chiefy, Rob, Alan, Dom, Zac, Evil Ben, Quiet Ben, […]
For anyone who hasn’t heard yet, there will be a spontaneous net tomorrow at the Brighton Alridge Community Academy (BACA – next to Falmer) from 7-8pm. This will be a […]
hi all, sorry for the confusion of late, but we’re now holding the AGM on Saturday 29th October 2016 at Richie Partridge’s house, 7pm for 7.30pm start. It’s up from the […]
The Mighty Greys vs Angmering 25/09/16. I haven’t slept for days. I’ve started biting my nails and if there was any I could grab hold of I’m sure I’d be […]
Yes the match report…Balcombe come fraggle rock! From the sublime to the Rickydickulous!!! Anyway… Had a good start did those mighty Greys’s with the opening gambit of batting! ( who won […]
A while back we were contacted by a journalist by the name of Robert Drane who writes for the Inside Cricket magazine in Australia (it’s one of those good old printed […]
The Mighty Greys vs Arundel 11/09/16 A Screenplay by Guy Ritchie ACT 1 INT. THE CONSTANT SERVICE – 12pm – Eleven Roguish men sit around a table in a pub. […]
Never a Cross Word… click here to download a printer friendly version of this crossword Cryptic Across 1 & 23 Terry saw them in Swansea in 1977, about article I removed from […]
Sunday the 21st saw the latest instalment of a classic heritage fixture The Mighty Greys™ verses Staplefield. The skip won the toss and elected to bat first, but the […]
With a weary Biff having just stepped off a long haul flight, an unexpected 3rd act of the Newland Captaincy story was occasioned with the usual skip taking a back […]
The Square Cut It was a lovely sunny day; just like last Sunday, and the Sunday before that. We set off from HQ in high spirits, listening to the Stepkids, […]
Do ya think I’m Sixty! As I watch the lights of Seaford fade into the blackness and feel the sickening lurch of the piss-soaked hulk, I realise I am sailing. […]
Match between the Mighty Greys and Ansty – with Biff and Jerry missing we were not confident at all, and having won the toss our replacement captain (Ben Newland) decided […]